Day 860 Thursday May 16, 2019
536 Days until the 2020 election and 614 days until the Inauguration
Indonesia Field Report #1
Arrived Hong Kong without incident. Met Hubert and we went to a cocktail lounge on the 27th floor of a hotel and called Hank. Well, face-timed him as instructed. We had no idea what he was saying because the music was too loud.
Planning a hike tomorrow to the Peak and Dim Sum.
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Channeling Hunter S. Thompson:
“Hello Front Desk? Yes this is Raoul Duke in room 501. Can you send maintenance up here right away with some herbicide? There are some giant moths in my room. A good herbicide ought to do it. What? Moths. I said moths not paws. Moths. Yes, there about three to four inches and have a wingspan of eight or nine. No, I don’t know what that is in centimeters. It’s big! And they’re psychedelic colors. At least, I think they are. Could be a flashback, you never know. What? Moths. I said moths. They are on the god damn pillows. Four of them. What? Yes, I guess they could be butterflies, why? You put them there? What kind of a dump…oh they’re plastic? Not real. Oh. What are they for, some little brat who … What? I just touched one. They are felt. Are you laughing? I can hear you! Yes, don’t put in that order to maintenance.
“Listen, your sign here says if I forgot anything you might have it. Yes. What? Oh a bikini bottom. Yes, the swim suit. Size? Men’s Extra-large. I figure I can put the butterflies on the top area. They appear to be clip ons.
“What? No, cancel the maintenance order and forget about the bikini.”
536 Days until the 2020 election and 614 days until the Inauguration
PS Giant Killer Moths
