Day 998 Imagine If You Will
– In The Land of Shattered Dreams
Monday September 30, 2019
401 Days until the 2020 election and 483 days until the Inauguration
Imagine you are the newly elected President of the Ukraine and you get a phone call from Donald Trump.
You are new to politics. You know who Donald Trump is – obviously. You probably have some ideas what the Untied States of America is like. You’ve probably got some notion that America is different. That people there are freer. That they seem to be more prosperous. You know that the country is powerful and has sworn to protect your country. You’ve probably heard that a lot of money for weapons is due to come to your country from the United States, and here is their president calling to congratulate you.
It must have felt thrilling and quite an honor.
Then after a brief congratulations Mr. Trump is asking you for a favor.
“What is this?” you must be asking yourself. “Is this not like in my country in the old days? In the days before I was elected? Was I not elected to get rid of such corruption? And here is the president of The United States asking that I do a little something for him?”
He knows he must be careful because without the U.S. help Russia could crush his country.
You try and understand what the favor is that Mr. Trump is asking for. It’s easy to know he is asking for a favor because he keeps repeatedly making the request.
Stunned you try and guide the conversation back to your needs, that is your countries’ needs. You know you need more anti-tank weapons. But Mr. Trump seems uninterested in your needs. Now he is talking about a server in the Ukraine called Crowd Strike. What is that? You’ve never heard about Crowd Strike. Maybe, you tell him you will look into it. You say you are ready to buy more Dragon anti-tank missiles. He ignores the comment and is now talking about someone named Biden. He wants you to manufacture or find Kompromat on this person Biden. His name is Joe. He has a son named Hunter. The son worked for the Ukraine gas company. Ah yes, you know the company. It was involved in a big Russian scheme to skim money. Maybe, this Hunter was involved? Mr. Trump wants you to connect this son to this man Joe Biden. Why would Mr. Trump want that?
Then you think about all this and you realize that Mr. Joe Biden is running to become President of the United States, a rival of Mr. Trump. Ah, now you understand. This is like the old days. You thought America was different, but it is no different than the corrupt regimes in your country that came before you.
You have to be careful. You need the American money. You need their weapon systems.
Now Mr. Trump is saying he hopes you can work something out with Mr. Putin. Does he not realize that Mr. Putin has invaded his country? Stolen lands? Killed his people? What can you tell Mr. Trump? You try to be noncommittal. You tell him you will see. You will look into it.
Mr. Trump mentions that he and America have been very good to him and his country and that he, Mr. Trump, wants a little favor in return. How many times is he going to say this? Can’t we talk about anything else? You tell Mr. Trump
you will see what you can do. He tells you that your military aid is dependent on it. He mentions this Crowd Strike server again. You have heard of it, of course, in the Russian propaganda, but no where else. You assure Mr. Trump you will look into it and do what you can. You remind him of the Dragon missiles. He reminds you that he and America have been very good to him and his country. He thanks you.
The phone goes dead. There is a buzz of dial tone.
You stare at the receiver. Stunned.
401 Days until the 2020 election and 483 days until the Inauguration
PS Me with my new friend. Can we put some Dragon missiles under his wings?