New Day 1106 He’s our president. Take him please.
Friday January 28, 2020
277 Days until the 2020 election and 353 days to the Inauguration
As I was riding from the airport in Mumbai to my hotel my guide told me Mr. Trump was coming to India.
My first reaction was disgust.
Then Anger.
Then Fear.
(Are these the ‘three stages of “ something or other?” Grief. Loss. Alcohol denial. Alaska’s Denali? Something.)
Then … a question.
I posed it in the form of a statement.
“Keep him. Please!”
They laughed.
I’m serious. “Hey, Bubby. How much? … You keep him. No questions asked.”
They looked away.
PS Traditional local fare. (In any land. Well, in any land the Brits were in.)
If you would like to try this kind of food:
1. Go to a hotel,
2. Ask where the bar is, (Go to the bar)
3. Tell the waiter “I want a beer and a club sandwich.”
They may not understand a lot of what you said but “beer” and “club sandwich” seem to be universal.
PS Traditional Indian Food, (NOT! Fake out. Ha ha ha ha ha…)
277 Days until the 2020 election and 353 days to the Inauguration