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Day 968 Nuke the Cane!

August 31, 2019 by Rick Kinnaird 2 Comments

Day 968 Nuke the Cane!

 Stand with Trump on stopping Hurricanes

Saturday August 31, 2019

431 Days until the 2020 election and 513 days until the Inauguration

“Mr. president, we have triangulated coordinates that would be best to explode a thermo-nuclear device in the advancement of Hurricane Dorian.”

“Fantastic. What are you waiting for?”

“You have to give the word, sir.”

“Do it.”

“Yes sir.”

“Where exactly are you going to explode it?”

rock sculpture of a rattle snake
Don’t Tread on Me

“We have the coordinates here sir.”

“Is it out in the ocean?”

“No sir, it’s on land.   Palm Beach, sir. 1100 South Ocean Boulevard.”

“That sound familiar.”

“Yes sir. It should.”

“Why?”

It’s the address of the old Merriweather Post estate, sir.”

“Mar-a-Lago?”

“Yes sir.”

“I own that!”

“Yes you do sir.”

“Will it be hurt?”

“No sir. It will be utterly destroyed. There won’t be any sign it was ever there.”

“Is that all?”

“No sir. The detonation will do nothing to stop the hurricane, which will continue it’s advancement, but now it will be loaded with radioactivity, which it will spread up the coast of Florida into Georgia and South Carolina.”

“Is that bad?”

“It will make that area unlivable for 10,000 years sir.”

“Maybe we shouldn’t do it.”

“Yes, sir. We’ll hold off, sir.”

“Excuse me Mr. president, Have you seen the news today?”

“No.”

“Oh boy*”

(* Sorry John.)

“What?”

“Remember you’re telling the reporters about those phone calls you got from China?”

“No. Yes. What about it?”

“Well, China says it never happened.”

“Bad connection.”

“And then the press core said you didn’t attend a meeting on climate change.”

“I remember. I said it hadn’t happened yet.”

“But it had, and your press team said you missed the meeting because you were in talks with India and Germany.”

“Bi-lateral talks. Isn’t that what you call it?”

“Yes sir. Only problem is that the meeting on climate change that was being held at the same time your press team told the press corp that you were in meetings with Germany and India shows your chair empty and the heads of those two countries in the meeting on climate change.”

“So?”

“So if you’re going to lie, or your press team is going to lie for you, it is suggested that you don’t lie in such a way that you can be caught in the lie with a single photo. Sir.”

“Is that all?”

“No sir. The impeachment proceedings.”

“No Collusion!”

“Yes sir. It has been revealed that you committed more impeachable offenses in the past week than the three presidents before you who faced impeachment proceeding committed combined.”

“Is that a record?”

“Yes sir, and apparently they might just stop writing down all your offenses and go with what they’ve got.”

“So?”

“So your strategy of committing more crimes out in the open every week then they can invesitage is falling apart.”

“That wasn’t a strategy.”

“Oh.”

“There was no collusion.” 

“Yes. sir.”

431 Days until the 2020 election and 513 days until the Inauguration

PS Don’t Tread on Me! (You’ll stub your toe.)

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Day 967 Stand with Trump on Climate Change and Hurricane Prep

August 30, 2019 by Rick Kinnaird Leave a Comment

Author with roll of paper towels ready to toss
Doin’ The Hurricane Toss

Day 967 Stand with Trump on Climate Change and Hurricane Prep

        Can It Get Worse? Oh Yeah. (Part 3,467,398 or so)

Friday August 30, 2019

432 Days until the 2020 election and 514 days until the Inauguration

There’s a hurricane heading for Florida. Might hit Disney World. Missing both Trump’s golf course for the G-7 next year and his home, brushed Puerto Rico. Directly hit the Virgin Islands, not sure how Jeffy E’s house made out.

In celebration of Brazil’s new prime minister burning down the rain forest the Trump administration has issued instructions to allow the Tongas National Forest in Alaska to be cut down and mined. 

Also, Mr. Trump has told underlings to build the wall, steal the property, ignore the law and ecological restrictions because he’ll pardon them if there’s a problem. Meanwhile he’ll steal the money from somewhere.

And on the immigration front his administration has told kids with life threatening illnesses that they have 33 days to leave the country. If they leave, they will die. So they, the administration, is now issuing death sentences. Okay, this is like the people who advocate for anti-abortion stuff and gun rights saying they aren’t killing people when clearly they are (mothers of unwanted pregnancies and kids shot by gun nuts). Now, whoa, new angle. Send ‘em back and let ‘em die.

Will Florida get any aid for the hurricane? Will Rick Scott suck Donnie’s mushroom shaped (nevermind)?

Farmers are pissed at Trump and say they won’t vote for him again. That’s okay, by the time he’s done you won’t have a farm. Hey, how do you like the socialist (or is it Stalinist) agenda he’s put you on? Only the best baby! Oh, and his Secretary of Agriculture makes a joke at a farmers meeting, says two farmers in a basement would be call a “Whine Cellar.” Ha ha ha. For some reason, he got booed. Imagine that? 

For some reason Trump’s numbers are going down. I wonder why?

Actually, I wonder why he’s got any support, but hey, that’s just me.

To Summarize:

Hurricane to hit Florida. Trump does nothing.

Trump leaves G7. Trump did nothing.

Trump lets national forest be cut down.

Trump signs death warrants for thousands of sick kids.

Trump screws over farmers. 

432 Days until the 2020 election and 514 days until the Inauguration

PS Practicing hurricane relief effort. 

(Remember the old days? You used to have to give money, send help, all that stuff? Not any more! Get a pack of Koch brothers paper towels and toss ‘em and you’re done! If anyone doesn’t like it, or wants more (Remember Oliver Twist?), just call them ungrateful bastards.)

Have a blessed day.

Filed Under: Trump

Day 965 Is Your Wife Hot? (Part I of Day 965)

August 28, 2019 by Rick Kinnaird 1 Comment

Day 965 Is Your Wife Hot?

Part I

Auto Repair sign saying, "Is your wife hot? Recharge AC here"
Hotness

Wednesday August 28, 2019

434 Days until the 2020 election and 516 days until the Inauguration

The G-7 meeting is over and other than Trump making an ass of himself and embarrassing our country, himself, and his wife not much happened.

It’s kind of like Johnson and Johnson who just got slapped with an over 500 million dollar fine, and the stock went up. Why? Investors were thinking it was going to be in the billions. Whew, what a relief. Labeled as one of the kingpins in the opioid crisis that so far has killed over 400,000 people in this country J&J got away with a half billion dollar fine – not bad.

That’s kind of like Trump at the G-7. Macron played him like a fiddle. “Maybe Mr. Trump can solve this problem for me? Oh thank you your magnificence.” Macron brought in the Iranian foreign minister to try and get some talks going. Trump likes to talk to others. So why not? 

Trump showed his ignorance on how tariffs work – over and over again. Then he lied about China calling him up and he said there were two phone calls. There were none. He lied. Then the White House staff in an attempt to clarify lied, and made up their own whoppers. Then various people close to the president got in the act and made stuff up. Not a bad day.

What will China do? Not hard to figure out. They’ll wait him out. They can afford to, Trump can’t. 

There were a lot of informal meetings at the G-7. Mostly so they didn’t have to include Donnie. The rest of the world is going on without us. We have lost prestige and influence. We are weakened and every day this clown makes it worse.

The biggest thing to come out of the G-7? Apparently, there was a conversation between world leaders as to whose wife was hotter. Yeah, that was the most substantive thing. The issue was unresolved.

We all keep thinking it can’t get worse, and then it does. This seems to be an endless barrel with no bottom. There was a report that in the not too distant future 95% of the Federal budget will go to servicing the debt these Republican clowns have been piling up. Remember Democrats cut the deficit, Republicans increase it. Been that way since World War II.

What else?

The Federal Election Commission does not have enough members to do anything. Two slots have gone unfilled by Trump, another just quit. This means they don’t have a quorum. The law says without a quorum they can’t do much. The president is supposed to appoint people but he hasn’t. Why do we need some agency overseeing our elections?

434 Days until the 2020 election and 516 days until the Inauguration

PS Hotness Repaired

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Day 965 Can It Get Worse? Oh Yeah. (Part II of Day 965)

August 28, 2019 by Rick Kinnaird Leave a Comment

Day 965 Can It Get Worse? Oh Yeah.

Part II

Mitch McConnell in Russian Hat
Moscow Mitch

Wednesday August 28, 2019

434 Days until the 2020 election and 516 days until the Inauguration

Remember when the Clinton trolls were jumping up and down because Hillary Clinton, then Secretary of State, had her picture taken with a Clinton Foundation donor? Never mind, that the person was in a position that it was perfectly proper for her as Secretary of State to have her picture taken with that person given his position within his own government. Emoluments! Treason! Sedition! 

Well, boy oh boy I bet those same folks are going to be really torqued up about this one.

Imagine if the President of the Untied States of America was on the take? Not like Spiro Agnew who was getting envelopes of cash delivered to him in his office as Vice President. Oh no, because you’d need a fork lift and pallets for this amount of money. Imagine if  the President of the Untied States of America had a note for a big pile of money and it was co-signed by a mobster. But not any mobster, a mobster directly connected to an adversary of  the Untied States of America? Boy, wouldn’t that get the patriotic blood flowing. Wouldn’t those people who were worried about Hillary be howling at the moon? 

And imagine that Congress got so feed up with this president that they actually decided to impeach him? What if those people claiming to be Christians got out their “Seven Deadly Sins” bingo cards and decided that this was too much? And what if a trial was held in the House of Representatives and this president was found to be guilty of “high crimes and misdemeanors” and the Senate leader did nothing?

Why would he do nothing? He and his state had been bought off too.

That, ladies and gentlemen, is where we are headed. But first. The new evidence. 

If you have been following the career of Mr. Art of the Deal you know that in most business things he loses money, a ton of money, like a billion dollars a year. So when no other bank would loan him money Deutsch Bank would. Why? Well, that bank is known to launder money for Russians. They’ve paid big fines for it. Nothing in comparison to how much they’ve made doing it. And let’s not forget that a Supreme Court justice retired because he feared a case coming up about this bank and his son, who worked for the bank and personally signed notes for these loans, might come before the Supreme Court and his dad, sitting on the court, would be the deciding vote and be faced with having to recuse himself or vote to send his son to prison, decided to retire. Thus we got party boy and accused sex offender Brett the K-man on the court, bringing the total of known accused sex offenders on the court to two. 

All of this has been known for quite some time. It has been greatly suspected that Deutsch Bank wasn’t really loaning the money as much as they were passing through money from Russian oligarchs to Trump. In other words, money laundering. It should also be pointed out that Wilbur Ross our esteemed Secretary of Commerce and most look a like for Mr. Dithers on the Simpsons sat on the board of the Bank of Cyprus, another well known money laundering operation, but hey, why bring that up now?

However, there’s new evidence about to surface, that Mr. Trump had taken out a loan of $125 million to buy the golf course in Miami that he wants to hold the G-7 conference at next year. Never mind that it is in the Constitution of the United States of America that a  the President of the Untied States of America is not to enrich themselves while in office by taking money from foreign sources. (It seems that Mr. Trump thinks it’s okay to commit crimes as long as you do it right out in the open. This is not news – btw.) And, of course, this is a perfect place to hold such an event, a drab golf course in between warehouses and industrial parks. A golf course that is one of Trump’s big revenue sources…except…except revenues are down – like 69% down. Whoops, Mr. Art of the Deal has struck again.

It turns out that Mr. Trump borrowed $125 million from Deutsch Bank and the note had to be co-signed, By … by … wait for it … a Russian oligarch. 

So what does this do to the speculation as to why Trump is doing everything he can to support Russia and Putin? Well, I don’t know. I mean if you have a choke collar around your pet and you yank on it the pet will jump and do what you command, right? Hum, seems that photo of Trump and Putin in leather bondage gear with a collar around Trump and Putin holding the leash was spot on don’t you think?

But what does he have to worry? 

Russia bought Kentucky and it seems they bought Mitch a long time before that. So, if McConnell won’t bring it up, what’s the big deal?

PS Moscow Mitch

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Day 965 How Low Can You Go? (Part III of Day 965)

August 28, 2019 by Rick Kinnaird Leave a Comment

Day 965 How Low Can You Go? or Cruelty vs Criminality vs Morality?

Part III

Wednesday August 28, 2019

Miller

434 Days until the 2020 election and 516 days until the Inauguration

When it comes to Trump and this administration you really have to bifurcate the terrible things they do. There’s the Russian stuff and Trump, but then there’s the needless cruelty and inhumanity of Stephen Miller, the man who is closest to Himmeler in attitude and cruelty, but looks like a young Mr. Burns from the Simpson’s*. 

Burns

*In earlier posts I may have referred to him as Mr. Dithers. Dithers is the Lackey “Yes Man” of Mr. Burns. I regret the error.

Every time I think Trump can’t go any lower he figures out a way.

Aided by Stephen Miller, Mr. Trump has concocted the meanest, cruelest, most inhumane policy toward immigrants we have ever seen.

Yes, they put children in cages.

Yes, they have created concentration camps for people seeking asylum.

Yes, they rip children out of the arms of their mothers (so they can put said children in cages.)

Yes, they make these people drink out of the toilet and have to be taken to court to be ordered to give kids soap and toothbrushes. (The case, I hope, also included toothpaste, but who knows?)

But why stop at these measures? Certainly, there is something even worse? Something that will forever have Mr. Miller’s name next to Himmeler when it comes to cruelty?

He thought he had it when he came up with the boffo plan to ship spouse of active duty armed forces personnel back to their country of origin. (Temporarily on hold.)

Himmler

But now! Whoa. That’s nothing. How about signing a child’s death warrant? Yeah! That’s the ticket!

Now the Trump Administration is going to stop allowing kids, who are in this country to get life saving medical attention they can’t get in their own countries, from staying in this country. 

That’s right, ship ‘em home and let ‘em die!

Way to go Stephen! This is the America you have created.

 434 Days until the 2020 election and 516 days until the Inauguration

PS The big three: Miller, Burns, and Himmler

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