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Day 944

August 14, 2019 by Rick Kinnaird Leave a Comment

Day 944 Wednesday August 7, 2019

Lion Statue
In the city, in the city
a lion growls at the gate
(not quite right)

455 Days until the 2020 election and 537 days until the Inauguration

Well, okay. Let’s see. Where to begin? Seems to be there are a lot of posts about guns following the mass shootings. To summarize:

– Trump played golf.

– More people have died from guns in the U.S. than in all our wars.

– Why doesn’t anyone cover the shootings ever day in Chicago?

– Republicans get tons of money from the NRA

– The U.S. has lots of guns

– Every other country in the world has much lower gun deaths

– The president signed a bill allowing the mental ill to buy guns

455 Days until the 2020 election and 537 days until the Inauguration

PS Time to get angry

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The Dark Knight

August 14, 2019 by Rick Kinnaird Leave a Comment

The Dark Knight

Behold! I guard my master’s abode.

metal figurine of a knight
The Dark Knight

All 12.75 inches and 2 pounds 15 ounces of me.

I stand at the glove table of his front door.

Beware all ye who come to do him harm.

I am descended from a mighty tradition.

Made in Germany by real makers of things.

I was guarding the glass of tourist case of knick Knacks at Marksburg Castle only last week when my master found me.

I traveled through many lands and saw nothing, as I was packed in white styrofoam.

But alas, I am free.

I guard his home and to my left the world!

metal figure of a knight and beside him a globe
The Knight, The World

Forsooth.

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Day 942

August 6, 2019 by Rick Kinnaird 1 Comment

Day 942 Monday August 5, 2019

457 Days until the 2020 election and 539 days until the Inauguration

I’ve got a quick and simple fix to the gun and the abortion problems in this country. It’s so incredibly easy I don’t know why someone hasn’t proposed it before.

After the last two shooting, of which one is a direct result of the president’s beating the drum. Oh excuse me, the shooter left a message and used some of the same wording as the president. Just a coincidence I’m sure. For some reason the president decided to eliminate all tweets that referred to immigrants as invaders. 

One of the memes, phrases, whatever making its way around was one suggesting that people who want to buy a gun should have to go through the same procedure that people who want an abortion in states with highly restrictive abortion options have to go through. Things like traveling halfway across the state, three days waiting period, walking through a line of protestors calling them murders, etc.

My solution is so so simple. It’s kind of like Steve Martin’s “How to Make a Million Dollars and Never Pay Taxes” routine.

This solution if implemented will greatly cure the gun problem and the abortion problem.

Are you ready?

Stand by. Here it comes.

Pass a law “Guns may only be sold in abortion clinics.”

That’s it.

Naturally, there would be a House and a Senate version, which would have to be resolved. The House version would include ammunition and gun accessories. The Senate version would give money to rich people and not mention guns at all.

Think about it. With a one sentence law you wipe out the gun show loop hole. That is unless they started offering abortions. This bring me to the gun shops becoming abortion clinics. There would all of a sudden be hundreds, thousands of new clinics. “Burt’s Guns and Abortions” etc.

As an ancillary advantage would be protests and protestors. Now you could stand outside a G&A shop and scream murders and take care of both! Handy.

Listen, this is a boffo idea from yours truly. Now I know what some of you are saying, “But …”

To which I say, “Shut up! I’m tired of your whining. Pass the bill.”

Okay, what else?

Today, we are in Passau. It’s at the confluence of three rivers. It has lots of churches and five beer companies (all of which are owned by the Catholic dioceses.) The big cathedral in town has a huge pipe organ: over 17,000 pipes, 283 stops, and 5 organs, which can all be played from one console with five keyboards. (Eat your heart out Arcade Fire.) Now why you need five organs and can’t have one is beyond me. Maybe they play in different keys or something like that. One is in the ceiling at the narthax of the church. Why do that? Me don’t know.

However, we got to hear a concert. Six pieces, half an hour, two Mozart, two of other folks I didn’t recognize, and the last two were Bach. 

The Passau Organ

Bach is one of those dudes I’ve never quite gotten. I’ve been fascinated with Bach ever since reading, “Godel, Escher, Bach” in which the author says that the mathematician, the artist, and the composer have similarities in that they seem to go in circles but the circles always go somewhere else before returning to the original place. The last piece played did what I have described. It seemed to be the same pattern. It was, but the notes varied, just a little. It was subtle in that way. I had the realization that this is what the author of “Godel, Escher, Bach” was talking about. Maybe, you have to have reached a certain age, (or level of maturity?) to appreciate this kind of thing. I don’t know. But it was cool – very cool.

457 Days until the 2020 election and 539 days until the Inauguration

PS The Passau Organ

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Day 941

August 4, 2019 by Rick Kinnaird Leave a Comment

Day 941 Sunday August 4, 2019

458 Days until the 2020 election and 540 days until the Inauguration

So hum, where to begin? I went on a tour of Nuremberg yesterday. I saw the giant parade grounds where Hitler held his huge rallies. Very impressive area, most interesting were the bleachers. They were dirt, sculpted into rising hummocks. The large rectangular structures on either side which gave the place a sense of being a fortress were really toilets, very practical. If you’re going to have a few hundred thousand people in a space you better have somewhere for them to pee!

We also went to a museum dedicated to describing Hitler’s rise to power and downfall. It was housed in a structure that was made to look like the Coliseum in Rome, but larger. It was never finished on the inside. Only the outside 180 degree curved wall was done. Inside of that area is the museum. Using an audio headset you can walk up to pictures, hit a number and listen to the various pictures and descriptions. Hitler and his party were very adept at making large displays and seeming to reveal great power. It was an appeal to emotion rather than logic and fact. The parallels to that time and to what is going on in our country, and around the western world if not the entire world, is staggeringly similar. It should all be cause for concern.

The last stop on the tour was the courtroom where the famous Nuremberg trials took place. It’s not a large room. It’s large for a courtroom, and quite impressive, but when you consider the pictures of the trial and what went on there, it seems too small. They did expand the space by expanding the back wall so that more of the press could fit in. Other innovations included the American system of cross examination and for the first time they used simultaneous translation into four languages: German, French English, and Russian were used. This brought an immediacy to the proceedings, and a benefit to cross-examination. There was no jury, rather it was a head judge flanked by two other judges and two citizen jurors. However, the allies (four votes) got to decide the fate of those being tried. Not sure how that worked. But the criminality, the monstrousness of their crimes, and having seen Anne Frank’s house a few days ago, makes one realize how precious our system of governance is. A system now under attack by the same sort of forces that allowed Hitler to come to power. 

We can not be silent. We must speak out. We must confront. 

Now onto what I really wanted to talk about. The theme of the day.

Yesterday the dining room had a bottle of wine for sale for forty Euros (about fifty dollars). The description was one I’ve never seen before on a bottle of wine: “somewhat okay.” It made me want to try it. I discovered one couple had bought a bottle (they’re on the unlimited liquor plan. I was forbidden from signing up.) They left a half a bottle’s worth on the table, and I was offered some by the other guests. It was not “somewhat okay.” It was more like “not that okay.”

Then I offered my arm to one of our fellow passengers. She’s a little unsteady and she said, as we began to ascend the stairway, “Are you better than a handrail?” 

Now that is a question I have never had been asked before. It does raise interesting philosophic questions and potential answers. I wondered what would our tour leader, a born and bred Brit, answer. This made me realize that the British and American male answers would no doubt be quite different. Setting aside the potentially salacious and undoubtedly uncouth responses, I thought that as an American I’d no doubt respond, “Of course!” (as in “Of course, I’m better than a hand rail!”) However, I thought the English response would be more nuanced and thoughtful. I pictured a rich internal debate preceeding any verbalization. this would be akin to the great grocery store checkout quandary – “paper or plastic?” I would expect the British thought process to repeat the question rephrased as “Am I better than a handrail?” Followed by long moments of silent contemplation where the question would be repeated as it was mulled over, and then some attempts at answers. To wit: “Well, I suppose I’m better than a handrail if by that you mean …” Or perhaps a defining of the parameters, “If one considers the characteristics of a handrail and then those that one could offer, well, I guess it depends on what you want doesn’t it?” 

There could also be the ironic answering of this question, something I feel at the moment unable to give it justice.

However, the theme of the day has emerged – Somewhat Okay.

And the question, the puzzler, of the day is – “Are you better than a handrail?”

It is worth considering.

In other news, the second Democratic debate has finished. Some candidate delivered some real zingers, some did not. I forget, or never heard who did what. Trump’s latest pick for a high office has withdrawn. And Donald said or tweeted something really stupid. (In other words, I don’t really have any information, this is all coming off the old political spinal column.)

In the world of fantasy, I’ve been wondering what kind of havoc one could raise by flipping the door handle signs, the ones that have “Do Not Disturb” on one side and “Clean the Room Now” on the other. I could see the staff not cleaning a bunch of rooms and walking in on some rather unusual antics in the other. (Given the average age of the clientele I would assume most antics would be snoring or rinsing out underwear.)

458 Days until the 2020 election and 540 days until the Inauguration

bus with slogan on back "Everyone has Goals"
GOALS

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Day 939

August 2, 2019 by Rick Kinnaird Leave a Comment

Day 939 Friday August 2, 2019

460 Days until the 2020 election and 542 days until the Inauguration

I haven’t been writing much because I’ve been busy. We are on a cruise on the Rhine River and associated places. Wi-Fi connectivity has been, at first non-existent for me, because the ship couldn’t handle a mac. Now that I’m on, Facebook wants to send an authorization code to my phone, which is useless because the number they have isn’t set up for international calls. So no Facebook. I’m just posting to my website for now.

I’ve been getting bits and pieces of information, mainly from Shelby mentioning things she sees on Twitter and the occasional news item off google.

The best item so far has been Don Jr.’s comment that the next Democratic debate should be held on Comedy Central. Trevor Noah commented, “If what you say, I love it!”

Matt Taibbi wrote a piece ripping the Dems and the media for making Mueller the hero. It’s interesting that he says this, but he seems to duck the big point that there is credible evidence that Trump obstructed justice on at least ten occasions. He also gives no credence to any collusion between Trump and his people and Russians. One can make a case for this, but only because both sides fumbled, not that they didn’t want to collude. There also has been no analysis as to how many votes were changed due to a barrage of false propaganda. Nor has there been much to verify if votes were changed by hackers. There is now talk that this will definitely happen in the next election and the Republican efforts both locally and in the Senate are doing everything they can to muddy the water and to prevent accountability. It seems the Republicans led by Mitch McConnell are more than willing to conspire with whomever: Russians, skinheads, Christian conservatives, whomever as long as they can stay in power. 

Therefore the moniker “Moscow Mitch” is fitting. He apparently doesn’t like it. A lot of money has been raised under a go fund me of that name to defeat McConnell. He’s not happy about that. Then again he’s pretty quiet about all the Russian money being invested in his state to get control of voting machines and media outlets. I mean – no collusion, right? And even if it is, so what?

Pop quiz – name something Mitch McConnell has done in his some forty odd years in the Senate that has helped you? How about wonder boy Paul Ryan? John Boehner?

I come up with zero. I can think of lots of grandstanding and blocking of what I would call common sense solutions, but stuff to help you or me? I got nothing.

460 Days until the 2020 election and 542 days until the Inauguration

PS The Rat House

The Rat House

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