Friday, September 30, 2022
I’d hate to be a reporter covering a hurricane. Especially, if I had been doing it for several years and had drawn the “man at the beach” assignment.
“Look, it’s windy! And it’s raining. We expect a storm surge of many feet. Everyone is bracing for the brunt of this storm. (yawn) Well, what did you expect? Sunshine and biscuits?”
Now we have to get down to the reason this storm veered toward South Carolina. It’s simple. God is punishing Lindsay Graham for being a pussy.
In other news it was announced the Queen died of old age. How nice.
Ginnie Thomas testified in front of the Jan 6th Committee. She’s nuts. Apparently, many inside the Beltway knew that. I guess her defense is “if you really believe” it’s okay. I hope we learn why she so likes the orange one.
Coolio died. Trevor Noah is leaving the Daily Show and was spotted kissing and holding hands with a famous actress. I forget who.
Tua Tagovailoa was carted off the football field with head and neck injuries. I hope he’s okay, and if the doctors tell him not to play anymore I hope he listens. The Bucs are playing Sunday in Tampa. Why not? Just a little rain and flooding.
A woman attacked and killed a man with a hemmer because he confronted her over passing bad checks.
Ron DeSantis had a three fold brochure made up to entice those immigrants to get on the plane. They also bribed them with MacDonald’s meals. Whoever the “artist” was that made up the brochure did a cut and paste of a flag that someone put out there bitching about the Massachusetts’s flag. Quality and class – I gotta say.
So much going on, and nothing.