Day 967 Stand with Trump on Climate Change and Hurricane Prep
Can It Get Worse? Oh Yeah. (Part 3,467,398 or so)
Friday August 30, 2019
432 Days until the 2020 election and 514 days until the Inauguration
There’s a hurricane heading for Florida. Might hit Disney World. Missing both Trump’s golf course for the G-7 next year and his home, brushed Puerto Rico. Directly hit the Virgin Islands, not sure how Jeffy E’s house made out.
In celebration of Brazil’s new prime minister burning down the rain forest the Trump administration has issued instructions to allow the Tongas National Forest in Alaska to be cut down and mined.
Also, Mr. Trump has told underlings to build the wall, steal the property, ignore the law and ecological restrictions because he’ll pardon them if there’s a problem. Meanwhile he’ll steal the money from somewhere.
And on the immigration front his administration has told kids with life threatening illnesses that they have 33 days to leave the country. If they leave, they will die. So they, the administration, is now issuing death sentences. Okay, this is like the people who advocate for anti-abortion stuff and gun rights saying they aren’t killing people when clearly they are (mothers of unwanted pregnancies and kids shot by gun nuts). Now, whoa, new angle. Send ‘em back and let ‘em die.
Will Florida get any aid for the hurricane? Will Rick Scott suck Donnie’s mushroom shaped (nevermind)?
Farmers are pissed at Trump and say they won’t vote for him again. That’s okay, by the time he’s done you won’t have a farm. Hey, how do you like the socialist (or is it Stalinist) agenda he’s put you on? Only the best baby! Oh, and his Secretary of Agriculture makes a joke at a farmers meeting, says two farmers in a basement would be call a “Whine Cellar.” Ha ha ha. For some reason, he got booed. Imagine that?
For some reason Trump’s numbers are going down. I wonder why?
Actually, I wonder why he’s got any support, but hey, that’s just me.
To Summarize:
Hurricane to hit Florida. Trump does nothing.
Trump leaves G7. Trump did nothing.
Trump lets national forest be cut down.
Trump signs death warrants for thousands of sick kids.
Trump screws over farmers.
432 Days until the 2020 election and 514 days until the Inauguration
PS Practicing hurricane relief effort.
(Remember the old days? You used to have to give money, send help, all that stuff? Not any more! Get a pack of Koch brothers paper towels and toss ‘em and you’re done! If anyone doesn’t like it, or wants more (Remember Oliver Twist?), just call them ungrateful bastards.)
Have a blessed day.
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