Friday October 23, 2020
11 Days* until the election on November 3rd
91 Days until the Inauguration on January 20, 2021
I have been fortunate enough to have obtained an interview with Bryce Holliwell, intrepid reporter and man who inhabits my self same body.
According to Mr. Holliwell he was in the audience last night and had special access to some of the pre and post debate activities. Here is his exclusive report:
Ladies and Gentlemen, Bryce Holliwell here with a special in depth report. I was able to chat with some of the president’s aids and I have learned that he took a horse lude before the debate. Unfortunately, it wore off before the debate was over and in the closing half hour he went off the rails again.
What? Oh, it’s about the size of an egg. No. Chicken not Ostrich. Swallow? No he didn’t swallow it. It’s a suppository. He took it up the … well you know. Who administered it? Why Mike Pence, of course. The president had to be talked into it. Kelly-Ann Conway told him it was Viagra. He was worried about getting an erection during the debate and insisted on having his tidy whites wrapped in duct tape. Melania told him not to worry even if he got a full hard-on no one would be able to see it.

PS Four panels, all the same color, but you’d never know it.
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