Friday December 4, 2020 (22 days til Christmas)
Election Day -31
48 Days until the Inauguration on January 20, 2021
Hey, guess what? There’s a deadly pandemic and it can kill you.
Stay home. If you have to go out, wear a mask.
If you think you don’t need to wear a mask or you are too cool be aware that you are killing people, overwhelming our already overwhelmed hospital system.
So for the love of god, country, everything holy, Nascar, whatever – wear a mask, keep your distance, wash your hands, and stay home.
Don’t trust anyone under 40. Assume they are infected. That’s not me talking that’s the CDC and the White House Task Force on the Corona Virus. That task force by the way gets updates that they keep secret. I guess it doesn’t jive with what the orange one wants you to believe. The advice to health officials is to get the word out and if politicians won’t help go around them and talk directly to the public.
See there’s this minor little problem. THE HOSPITALS ARE FULL!
And their staffs are exhausted, and they know there is a big wave coming from the idiots that insisted on traveling over Thanksgiving.
Did I mention STAY HOME, WEAR A MASK, WASH YOUR HANDS?
Please don’t give me that freedom nonsense. Would you say that if someone was walking down the hall of a retirement home randomly shooting people?
That’s what’s happening not only in nursing homes but all over the country.
North Dakota is the worst hit. They don’t have respiratory therapists in their rural hospitals. Hell, they don’t have ICU beds or staff. If you get Covid in North Dakota in the winter, which is happening, you are screwed. If it can happen in a place like that it can happen anywhere. It also helped the spread of the disease that the governor went along with Satan and the Republican Party sloughing it off. You know, because North Dakota ain’t New York and they’re tough. Try telling that to some poor bastard lying face down in a bed trying to breath.
What else? Oh, there’s a scandal. Shocking. It’s a bribery for pardon deal. Shocking. And it involves that fat faced f*ck Elliot Brody. Let’s see, how many times has his name come up when there’s been a scandal? I think four. The first one was when he got a very pretty woman, not his wife, pregnant and Michael Cohen fixed it. Then there was the campaign fund, the inauguration fund and now this. Cool.
And sweet cheeks Ivanka had to testify in a civil case brought by the DC government. It involves the Trump organization overcharging the Inauguration Committee for use of the Trump Hotel in DC. She put out a tweet that she spent five hours talking to the authorities and she attached an email showing she told whomever to charge the going rate. So nice. The prosecutor in the case gave an example of the overcharging. The Trump Hotel has a ballroom. They charged the Inauguration Committee $175,000 to use it for like five hours. Yet, the day before they charged another group $5,000 to use it. What do you think? Did they over charge? I’d say yes on both counts, but let’s do some quick math $175,000 – $5,000 is … is wait for it $170,000 different. Hey, that’s pocket change. Yet with Satan and his clan they always seem to be grubbing for money. Ivanka – honey – the crew didn’t get the memo. I mean the email from you. Or if they did they ignored it. How could that be? Did Daddy intercede?
The thing that gets me, really gets me about these folks is their complete distain for those who give them the money.
Moving on, I have this crazy idea. Why doesn’t the president play at being the president? I mean why not invoke the war powers act and get some PPE made? Why not see if the military can loan doctors and nurses to places like North Dakota? Why not tweet “Wear a Mask! This Covid is Real. It can kill you.”
How hard would that be?
I have a really really crazy idea. Let’s call it a dream. Mitch McConnell actually does something to help regular people. He puts some of those House bills on the floor and they vote on them. Crazy, I know.
PS Santa is Up! He’s pumped. Pass him the ball!
Wait, is that Frosty? He’s open.
How about that big white dufus with the carrot?
He’s got no arms. He’d have to head the ball.
Watch out Darth looks like he’s going to stick him in the ass with that light saber.
That’s gotta hurt.