Day 1287 – Are We Back in Seventh Grade?

Friday, July 25, 2024

The other day Donald called Kamala a name. A bad name? More a stupid name. The kind of thing you’d hear on the playground when you were in seventh grade. That’s all he’s got? 

Meanwhile, his running mate it has been revealed had sex with a sofa. How do we know? He wrote about it. I have to wonder if Ron Howard put that scene in his movie based on the book? You know, it’s odd that they, the rabid right, hate the Hollywood elites, but seem okay with embracing them when it’s about them. 

I have questions. Are our sofas safe? Should J. D. Vance be banned from furniture stores? What about love seats? Divans? Couches? Do we need to get plastic protectors for our furniture?

It’s no longer “The Prosecutor versus the Felon,” but “the Felon and the Sofa Fucker.” Has he been rehabilitated? Did he go to therapy? Or at least a Christian “Save the Furniture” program? Have we caught him giving a side eye to a nice plump set of cushions? Or does he not go for over stuffed and prefer sleek Danish modern?

What about IKEA? I mean you select the cushions out of bins, do they need to be wrapped in protective plastic?

Speaking of the law, I’ve been wondering, “if you commit a crime, and are found guilt of that crime, and the penalty is time in jail, don’t you go to jail?” I’m asking. It seems that the defense after being found guilty of a crime of “I didn’t do it and the judge is an idiot,” doesn’t usually fly. At least, it hasn’t yet. Neither does, “do you know who I am?”

And why are so many people who worked with the Donald not supporting him? And why are so many who did in jail, or going to jail, or accused of crimes, or unethical business practices? I don’t remember that with any other President (well Nixon a little, and a few in history like the Teapot Dome, but that’s chump change compare to what Trump and his supporting cast have done and or been accused of). Now, some say it’s that someone is out to get them, and they’re right. It’s called “The Law.” Their defense is “We didn’t do it.” and “It’s a political witch hunt.” 

It would seem strange to begin a witch hunt on a guy before he sought political office. Also, it’s not like someone is testifying against him that caused the guilty verdict. It’s that the crime was committed on paper that you can see before your eyes. One of the things that Trump doesn’t understand is a flu shot. It is reported that he seems to think that if you get the flu then you should get the shot. It also seems, though unconfirmed, that if you commit the crime out in the open that it’s not a crime. I guess the defense is, “Who would be so stupid as to commit the crime in broad daylight?” 

Answer?

Well, you know the answer.

On September 18th Donald J. Trump is due in court to be sentenced on 34 counts where the evidence is overwhelming. Typically, this sentence is four years in jail. I’m good with that.

“Oh but he was President!”

“So?”

“He’s running for President again?”

“So?”

I’ve never heard of a sentence where the judge is told, “I’m too busy and too important to go to jail” that worked.

Maybe, I’m missing something.

Oh yeah, you may get leniency if you show contrition and say you’re sorry. But what if you threaten the judge, his family, his law clerk, and everyone associated with the case? Does that help?

I don’t think so.

I’ve said this before and I’l say it again, as to the Secret Service and protecting a former President? 

Hey, they can wait in the parking lot. New York State will take good care of him for four years.

Four more years? Nah. four is enough.