Day 81 – How It Will End / I Am a Genius

Thursday, April 10, 2025

I am a Genius:

I had been thinking and saying to myself, “I should sell everything and get out of the market.”

I had started doing that – a little bit and then it happened. Boom, the market crashed, just like I knew it would. I was glad I had sold what I did, but kicking myself for not selling more.

Yesterday morning I saw a clip of him (you know who I mean) he was in a tux. He was saying to the crowd, “I know what I’m doing.”

That was all he said.

I have never heard him say anything that isn’t a lie or contains a lie.

So, I ran it through my Trump-O-Translator and it came out, “I don’t know what I’m doing.”

Later in the day I saw the DOW made a huge jump up.

I didn’t wait I got on-line and sold, doubling what I had sold before.

No, it wasn’t as good had I sold early on but it was better than staying in and watching everything go down and my guts twist at my hesitancy.

Today, the DOW is down bigly. Apparently, folks are realizing that not much has changed and it’s still bad.

Yeah. Well, can you think of a business that he has run that has been successful?

Some have said or written that whatever he touches turn to shit.

He’s done that to our government, to our economy and now he’s trying to do it to the world economy.

He thinks by saying it ain’t so, when it is, will take care of it. Whatever it is.

And if you don’t agree with him and say so publicly he will come after you.

How it will end:

It will end in blood. Maybe literally, maybe figuratively. Remember when Macron corrected him in the White House? He sat there with that goofy smile and then he shrugged? Yeah. That’s how it will end.

Every time he gets caught it’s a “Oh I didn’t mean that.” kind of thing, when clearly he meant exactly that.

His only motivation is to seek revenge and to appear to be powerful.

He is lazy and he cheats. He lies and he tries to cover it up by denial.

What to do:

Take to the streets.

Hound your representatives.

The message?

“This is not okay.”

What I am going to do:

I am appointing myself the trade representative for Heard and McDonald Islands.

I will contact the White House and let them know that Heard is ready to deal, not sure about McDonald.

These islands only have penguins on them, no people. Someone has to speak for the penguins! 

I know penguins look cute. A couple I know went on trip to see penguins in their natural habitats. When they came back they said if they never saw another field of ice and rock covered in penguin do-do that would be fine with them. And the smell! OMG, the smell.

Yes, Heard and McDonald are described as a pristine ecological environment, but I bet it stinks.

So my slogan will be, “Keep your stinkin’ hands off our stinkin’ islands!”

Yesterday, various white pasty faced officials were telling the public they had over 70 countries willing to negotiate on tariffs. Today, they are down to fifteen. What does the administration want? Who knows? They sure as heck don’t know. In fact, they admit it. “Let’s see what they offer.”

What Trump wants is to see countries grovel and beg.

And I willing to offer up some great groveling. I will see to it, at the U.S. government expense that 500 penguins will be shipped to the White House to perform their famous grovel courtship dance. This may include a rock. As in “I lay a rock at your feet to show you I’m your male penguin man.” They will shit in the Rose Garden. They will defecate in the Oval Office, and anywhere else you let them roam. Hey, you got some raw stinky fish? Great. I’m sure the kitchen can whip that up.

They will need protection. Listen, the Assistant Director of the FBI, a right wing podcaster with big muscles, has demanded a twenty man team to protect him 24/7. I’m sure you can do the same for the representatives from Heard. McDonald? Not so much.

And not so much protection for the previous assistant. He only took one guy as protection and that was only when he went overseas. And the director? Cash or Kash – whatever. He demanded his curtains be changed in his office. Why? I don’t know. He said he’s going to stay in Las Vegas and not move. Thank god. At least, he won’t know what’s going on, and that’s a good thing. (“Hey, get him some more chips.”) As to his assistant and his need for security, did you know that Heard and McDonald have a security service? Yes, H&McD Security. For a low monthly fee we will keep you surrounded in fowl 24/7. No one will attempt to kill you because it will stink so bad. 

This just in – Egg prices are up for the third month in a row. Last month they were $5.90 a dozen. Now? $6.22 a new record. What happened? 

Oh wait, he said, “I will bring down the price of eggs.”

Let’s run that through the Trump-O-Lator … “The price of eggs will soar like you’ve never seen before.”

Okay. Got it.

Carry on.