The Dark Knight

The Dark Knight

Behold! I guard my master’s abode.

All 12.75 inches and 2 pounds 15 ounces of me.

I stand at the glove table of his front door.

Beware all ye who come to do him harm.

I am descended from a mighty tradition.

Made in Germany by real makers of things.

I was guarding the glass of tourist case of knick Knacks at Marksburg Castle only last week when my master found me.

I traveled through many lands and saw nothing, as I was packed in white styrofoam.

But alas, I am free.

I guard his home and to my left the world!

Forsooth.