New Day 1083 Let’s Get Behind the president

New Day 1083 Let’s Get Behind the president

Tuesday January 8, 2020

300 Days until the 2020 election and 376 days to the Inauguration

Are you a Trump supporter? Yes? Then I urge you to get behind and support him because he needs you now more than ever. Please go to the recruitment office and sign up for war. Get personally involved.

You know Iran is a very bad country, lot of bad people. The president boldly took out one of the baddest because there was – an “imminent threat.” What that was we don’t know yet. It might be awhile until we know. (Me? I’m still waiting for his folks to come back from Hawaii with the “surprising things they’re finding” on Obama.) 

Oh wait. It’s no longer an imminent threat. It’s that the general was a bad guy. We knew that. Well, I didn’t until “we” killed him, but Barack knew, and W knew; and they did nothing! But Donald did! Well, he didn’t until someone told him in a recent meeting. Apparently, they put the option on the table to make the extremes wider apart and they were “flabbergasted” when he took it. My only question is, “Why?” (Why flabbergasted? Why put the option on the table? But that’s just me.) 

Don’t worry, all will be explained by Vice President Pence next week.* There’s some whys for ya? Why a week? Why Pence? Why not the president? You know Mike has been known to bend the truth a bit, like a lot. What’s that called? Politics? No. Lying, yeah that’s it. But hold on, he’s not as big a liar as Trump. We can take comfort in that right? Hum. Wait. He’s as big a liar as Donald; he just doesn’t lie as often. I think that’s because we don’t see his lips move or his twitter feed as often as Donald’s is the only reason. Maybe not, I’m mean when it comes to lying and unreality Donnie has Mikey beat.

*Problem – Pence’s man resigned, The one who knew about all this stuff. And the Defense Department has had similar resignations. Wonder why? (Some say it’s too bat shit crazy, but I disagree. No, I don’t (see earlier paragraph about changing ones mind.) I think what we might see is reality as the gravity of what Donald hs dine sinks in. I mean what if Iran starts killing U.Sl troops? Just asking the question.)

Then there’s the Secretary of State, Mike Pompeo, yeah he went on the Sunday shows and told us what was going on, That was until he changed the story a few hours later. (Hey, that business about “earlier paragraph, should have been later paragraph. Here it is.)

But come on. A person’s allowed to change their mind, to have their memory refreshed. 

One thing I don’t understand is why we aren’t getting out of Iraq. The Iraqis voted for us to leave, Iran wants us to leave. We sent an official letter to the Iraqi government saying we were leaving. And now? we are saying, “Just kidding, big mistake, not a real letter, just an internal document.” Don’t we alway do what our adversaries suggest?

Let’s show our support for the president and take to the streets like the Iranians did. I’m sure we can amass a bigger crowd, don’t you think?

Nevermind, I’ve got a photo here of a big rally in Washington. We’ll use that photo. (Just white out the words at the bottom “Women’s March” and put in “Rally to Support the president.” No one will know. Sure we’ll have a rally too. Get on the phone call all your friends and tell them. What? You have three friends? That’s it? Oh, everyone else unfriended you? But these three are solid, right? Will they sign up to join the army and fight for the Donald? Bone spurs, you say? Yeah, me too. Okay, we’ll send some meme around on facebook accusing the Democrats of something. Yeah, that’s the ticket. 

Can you imagine those Dems trying to impeach the president? I liked Jay Suck-a-low (I think that’s how you spell his name). He’s the president’s lawyer. The one not being paid directly by the Russians. He said, “Show me a law that the president broke.” 

Well, okay. There’s bribery. Oh wait that’s mentioned in the Constitution. That’s not a law, that’s a high crime. Then there’s the Mueller Report that sites chapter and verse from the criminal code. Oh wait, that isn’t the current charges.

See no crime. Well, maybe there was a crime, but not a high crime. Yes, bribery is specifically mentioned in the Constitution but what the president did in his “perfect” phone call was not bribery. It was extortion. Totally different. Besides the Senate trial is not a criminal trial, It’s a political trial and Mitch has the votes to do what he wants. Moscow Mitch and Putin’s Pal Donald are in close conversation as should be the case right? Doesn’t the defense get to tell the prosecutor what to do? I swear I’ve seen that on TV. Just before they both get hauled off in chains, but hey.

300 Days until the 2020 election and 376 days to the Inauguration

PS This is Chaya soup. It is a Mayan super food. Imagine that the soup is the stuff swirling around Donald and the white sour cream is the evidence and Donald is in the center of the soup. (Everything suffers – eventually – in metaphor. I got nothing.) Have a nice day!