Day 565 Tuesday August 7, 2018 1,013 Days to Go
This just in. An exclusive. You’ll hear it nowhere else!
I have just obtained a script from the Not Yet Ready for Prime or any Other Broadcast Company.
It’s labelled “Super Duper Secret” and “Viewer Discretion Advised” BW & SLT (Bad Words and Shit Like That). Be forewarned! This is not for the faint of heart!
Picture if you will, the cast:
Alex Baldwin as Donald Trump (because he does a better Trump than Trump),
and all the usual SNL players who play the Russians and Mike Pence,
with special guest star –
Melissa McCarthy as Joe Arpaio (heavily made up, but she could pull it off.)
Trump: (I mean Baldwin) “I’m really worried about Don Jr.”
Sarah Sanders: Why sir?
T: He may be in trouble with Mueller. Witch Hunt. There was no collusion.
SS: Yes sir, he may be.
Aide #1: He could be looking at time in Federal Prison.
T: Yes, I know. But I can pardon him.
SS: Yes you can sir. It may look bad.
T: He’s my son, my wonderful son.
Erik Trump: What about me?
T: What about you?
ET: If he’s the wonderful son what am I?
T: Good question. Let’s see. You’re my other son.
Melania Trump: What about Barron?
T: Melania, please!
Aide #2 (whispering):
T: What was that?
A2: Nothing sir.
T: Out with it!
A2: I was just saying that there are a lot of AFs in jail.
T: AF? What is that?
SS: Ass F’ers, sir.
Stephen Miller: Many of them are Mexican.
T: Mexican Ass F*ckers!!!?
All (except Trump): Yes sir.
Stephen Miller: Mexican Ass F*ckers!
T: Mexican Ass F*ckers?
SM: Yes sir.
T: We need to get them out of our jails, quick.
(more snickering)
T: What is it now? Out with it.
A2: We understand the term is MAF, sir.
A1: They have an International Association sir. MAFIA.
(more snickers)
T: This isn’t funny.
SS (holding back a laugh): No sir, not funny at all. There’s also M – B – J – S.
T: What’s the S for?
SS: Society, sir.
T: A BJ society of Mexicans?
SM: Yes sir.
T: This isn’t funny.
A1: The MAFIA has a mime out with Don Jr in it. Would you like to see it sir?
(Holds up phone to Trump’s face.)
T: No!
A2: So does the MBJS.
T: I don’t want to see it either.
SS: Then the two societies joined up to make another mime.
T: Stop it!
(Melissa McCarthy enters as Joe Arpaio)
T: Hey Joe, Good to see you.
JA: (mimics what the mimes would be doing)
T: That’s not funny.
JA: (snicker) not funny at all. (laughs) I saw it all the time in my jails.
T: You did?
JA: All the time.
T: Poor Don Junior.
JA: Yeah, when they get done with him, he’ll be a bigger bitch than …
T: Than who?
SS: Whom sir. Than whom? I believe that’s correct…
(To be continued …
Maybe not. )
1,013 Days to Go
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