Day 988 – North and Shoot the Prankster

Tuesday, October 3, 2023

We spent the night in hotel the other day. I was happy to see there were three bottles of squirt stuff in the shower with large letters on them. I hate it when the words: soap and shampoo are so tiny you can’t read which is which. When I got in I discovered that each bottle had the word “NORTH” printed in caps vertically down the front. It got me to wondering if Kim’s kid by Yesus or whatever he calls himself has gotten into the shampoo business. I wondered why three bottles. There’s soap and there’s shampoo; so what’s in bottle number 3? Oh conditioner, that’s it. I couldn’t tell which was which so I made a cocktail of all three: squirt, squirt, squirt. It seemed that bottle #1 and #3 had the same clearish liquid.

After I got out and dried off I notice that the bottles had tiny faint green lettering near their base. I think one said shampoo, but without my glasses and a searchlight it would be impossible to read them. By that time I didn’t care.

Then we get to the really “Ha” headline. A “prankster” got shot. Turns out the guy was pretending he didn’t speak the language and shooved his phone in someone’s face as if to ask a question and was using his phone’s translation app. He didn’t do it once or twice but three times. On the forth time he was so aggressive that the person felt threatened and shot him. The prankster had made other “funny” videos – one was throwing up in an Uber. Ha ha. Bang.

In other news this is the first day of Trump’s fraud trial. It’s amazing but Donald says that the judge is a disgrace. It’s amazing but all the judges overseeing Trump trials are a disgrace. No. Correction, the woman with little or no judicial experience and who has bent over backwards to give the Donald everything he wants just about – she had not been labelled a disgrace yet. How can Donald draw so many disgraceful judicial justices? Amazing.