Day 583 Saturday August 25, 2018 995 Days to Go
OMG! I didn’t know how prophetic I was; nor did I know how soon my prophesy would come true! I am, without a doubt, a man among men. I give myself an A+ for such a fantastic job!
Surely you are wondering what has caused this surge in modesty? Aren’t you? No. Well, too bad, I’m gonna tell you anyway.
Remember yesterday I speculated that Rep. Duncan Hunter’s wife would soon not be his wife? Well, truer words were never spoken. They showed up yesterday in court to face charges. They came separately and they each had their own lawyers. They didn’t look at each other.
Rep. Hunter claims this is a witch hunt by the Dems. The 47 page indictment says otherwise. CNN reported the thirty most outrageous things the Hunters did with the campaign funds, and they didn’t even get to the most salacious! (I mean, come on, how did you miss those tidbits CNN?)
The indictment lists two hundred items where the Hunters spent campaign finance funds on personal items, such as golf outings, clothing, food and drink, vacations, and car rentals. The treasurer tried to get Mrs. Hunter to itemize her petty cash expenses, She said, “That’s silly.”
They over drew their personal accounts 1,100 times for a cost in overdraft penalties of over $37,000! That is some Dem witch hunt.
The other day Hunter blamed his wife, said he didn’t do it, said she was the campaign manager, and she did it. The question at the time was, “Why would he throw his wife under the bus?” Or at least why so quickly?
Hum, maybe this is it:
Item:
33) On or about June 21, 2011, in Washington, D.C., DUNCAN HUNTER
spent $162.02 in Campaign funds for a personal stay at the Liaison Capitol Hill hotel with Individual 14.
Or maybe it was this item:
181) On or about March 23, 2016, in Washington, D.C., DUNCAN HUNTER spent $865.63 in Campaign funds for a room at the Liaison Capitol Hill while Individual 7 visited from San Diego.
Hum, maybe “Individual 7” and “Individual 14” are democrats and trapped him! Yeah, that’s it.
Wait here it is:
7) “Individual 7” lived in the San Diego area and became close friends with
MARGARET HUNTER in around 2015. She and MARGARET HUNTER socialized
together in the San Diego area and occasionally on family trips out of town.
and:
14) “Individual 14′” “Individual 15′” “Individual 16′” “Individual 17′” and “individual 18” lived in the Washington, D.C. area and had personal relationships with DUNCAN HUNTER. In addition, Individual 16 worked with DUNCAN HUNTER. .
So let’s try the current Trump defense for Rep Hunter:
“It’s no big deal.”,
“It’s not a crime.”,
“Everybody does it.”,
“It’s a witch hunt.”,
“It’s a democratic witch hunt.”
Okay, here’s my next prediction:
We will move from the above reasoning to the Jimmy Swaggert defense (explanation?):
“I’m a weak man! The Devil made me do it! (And the Dems, of course.)”
“I have found Jesus, (under the bed at the Liasion Hotel).”
“I am seeking forgiveness and I am getting therapy at the Harvey Weinstein/Michelle Bachman Center for Perverts and Prevaricators.”
“Yes, I know it looks bad. The fact that my wife overdrew our account 1,100 times and cost us over $37,000, but it wasn’t me. I’m an innocent lamb (in God’s eyes???)”
Oh boy.
And get this – It’s too late to take his name off the ballot in November, and
He’s likely to win!
995 Days to Go
PS – Me, Not Happy with You!
PPS – The Liaison Hotel? There’s a place named that in Washington DC? Yeah. What would one do there?
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