Day 595 Thursday September 6, 2018 983 Days to Go
I didn’t want to do this, but it’s time to step into unreality. Bryce Holliwell my alter-ego will be president in 2018 (maybe 2019).
Okay, we thought yesterday with Brett Kavanaugh on Capital Hill would be the big news story but NOOOoooo! It was an op-ed in the New York Times. Written anonymously supposedly by a senior Trump administration official, which said they all know he’s crazy and they are doing what they can to contain the damage.
So there is all kinds of speculation and wonder, that come down to two questions:
Why now?
Who is it?
No, one seems to doubt the fact that Trump is incompetent and possibly mentally so.
This is shocking, but it’s been reported that Trump is furious. He wants the NYT to reveal the traitor, etc. Why is he worried about “the failing New York Times”? It’s fake news, remember? What does Fox say? Isn’t that more important Donnie-Boy?
Other commentators have said it is gutless and the person should have put their name to it, and resigned. This seems to miss the point of the article, which is “we are trying to prevent Trump from doing something catastrophic.”
Moving on.
Brett Kavanaugh. Well, he’s got kids and he’s was greatly influenced by his priest and he goes to serve meals to the homeless and he wants to do more of that. Well, isn’t that special? (thank-you Church Lady.)
Did he know that he was hand picked by the Federalist Society and that his name was added late in the game?
No?
Did he know that the Federalist Society is paid for by big money donations, many of them dark money?
No?
Did he know that Judicial something or other has been running a huge ad campaign for his nomination and that it is suspected that those same dark money interests as back the Federalist Society are backing them?
No? Well, yeah. I mean there are people running ads for and against and it’s a free country… Oh. okay.
What about Roe v Wade?
He won’t get into hypotheticals.
What about any case?
He won’t get into hypotheticals.
Did he have anything to do with the torture program in W’s White House?
No. (That’s interesting because he was at meetings in the White House where that was the topic.)
What about the Republican staffers that broke into Democratic emails during the time W was in office and showed you some of those stolen emails. Did you know they were stolen?
No?
And then there’s the questions for the committee chair:
Why can’t the Dems see the rest of Kavanaugh’s White House papers?
What is he hiding?
Why can’t Senator Leahy make public the email chain about the stolen emails?
Silence.
What about what he said on Nixon being wrongly decided?
I think that answer was that was his opinion at the time, or some such thing.
And in the most important news of the day – the Virginia Tech Hokies have moved up to #12!
This could be the year!
Still.
Oh, wait. How does Bryce Holliwell become president? Easy. It’s the Billy Jack method. You all remember the movie Billy Jack? The guy with the tall black hat, back from Vietnam. A bunch of racist bigots keep picking on the hippies in town and Billy has to take off his boots, run in a circle and take out all the fat red faced bigots with his feet while they are holding clubs and stuff. The star was Tom Lauchlin. He ran for president.
I’m taking a page out of his book.
Here’s how this goes down.
Trump resigns; is impeached; or taken out by the 25th amendment. Then Mike Pence becomes pres. He appoints Bryce his VP. Then he resigns. Bryce becomes president and “Cleans up this mess” ala Billy Jack style.
Eazy-pezy.
Next? (Why would Mike do that? He’s a wimp, a sneaky one, but a wimp. I’ll just stand close to hime and “suggest” he do it. Know what I mean?)
Oh, who wrote the memo? Some say it was Mike Pence because the word lodestar is in the memo and Mike uses that word. It could be Mike, or it could be someone that knows Mike uses that word … ?
First of Mike would have to get that wonder stick out of his rectum whenever he is in the aura of Donald. So, it’s not Mike. It has to be someone close to Mike. Someone who knows Mike used the word “lodestar.”
Who could that be?
There is only one name that comes to mind. Mrs. (“Mama”) Pence.
Case solved.
Holliwell 2018!
(or 19)
983 Days to Go
PS Dr. Kinnaird, Smith College Convocation 2018
(I’m not too proud or anything.)
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