New Day 1081
Monday January 6, 2020
302 Days until the 2020 election and 378 days to the Inauguration
Trump is a liar.
Pompeo is a liar.
Putin is a liar.
The Iranians government officials are liars.
Yet, we are asked to believe.
Sorry. No.
Next?
Oh snap, Trump didn’t tell anyone he was going to kill the #2 guy in Iran?
That’s okay he was a bad man.
What?
Surely you told the gang of eight in Congress? No.
Why bother with stinkin’ procedure? Just gets in the way.
Besides, he had a golf date and had to get going.
(I don’t know if the last part is true, but I bet it is.)
I bet he didn’t even know, or care, to tell Congress’ Gang of Eight.
Why bother? What do they know? Besides, he has a very good brain.
That’s why he’s hiding his college records from us, because if we saw them we’d know how really smart he was. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
Australia is burning. Don’t worry, the rising sea levels will put it under water and no more fire.
Problem solved. Next?
That’s it?
Okay. Let’s hit the links.
302 Days until the 2020 election and 378 days to the Inauguration
PS Now for some real news!
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