Thursday February 27, 2020
248 Days until the election on November 3rd
328 Days until the Inauguration on January 20, 2021
The president has told us that the cases of coronavirus in the U.S. are 15 and it’s going to zero pretty soon.
At the same time the president was saying this the CDC said the number of cases is 60 and that it’s going to get worse.
Who ya gonna believe?
It doesn’t matter. If people start getting sick and dying you’ll know the CDC was right.
We also know that Trump gutted the government’s pandemic response team.
Now we’ve got Mike Pence as our point man on this. Trump says it’s because of Mike’s terrific job implementing a health care plan in Indiana. As Donald was announcing this the news reports were reminding us that under Mike’s governorship there was, and I quote, “a completely preventable outbreak of HIV” in Indiana. Hum.
Now I know Mike and his minions have been busy hollowing out HHS for women’s reproductive rights, and given Mike’s reported outlook on gay people I’m sure he regards AIDS as a “gay disease” and therefore was ignored in Indiana.
Every reporter I heard yesterday when asking a health official what the most important thing the government can do in response to this disease said, “Tell the truth.”
Well, that ain’t gonna happen, because Donald Trump has no idea what the truth is.
But I’d like to bring up another point. Did you notice that Donald was wearing a pink tie at his press conference? Did you also notice that the tie matched his eye shadow? And his lips? So the question is, “Does this president wear pink eye shadow and pink lipstick?” I think not. And I being a patriot (not that that has anything to do with this) think that he does not (I repeat.)
I think the president’s pink eyelids and pink lips come naturally to him. Maybe he’s gay. Maybe he’s a drag queen and is wearing pink eyeshadow and pink lipstick and forgot to wipe it off before going in front of the cameras. If that is the case, at least he got out of the pink tutu. We could ask Mike Pence for clarification because Mike is frequently seen close to the president, but unfortunately the only side of the president that Mike is familiar with is the president’s backside (right rear to be specific.) Now if Mike has been kissing the president’s ass, as has been alleged then maybe he’s seen the president’s sphincter and maybe that is pink as well.
However, I believe the president and his vice president are entitled to some privacy. Whatever Mike is doing at the daily luncheons with the Donald are between him and the president.
Now on to some really really strange stuff. The president had two people speak at his press conference who knew what they were talking about. Personally, I don’t expect this very often, if ever again. Well, I don’t expect the president to hold another press conference either. Actually, it’s been a relief not to hear some poor slob having to make stuff up to cover for Donald, only to be contradicted the next day by the president, and then have to explain that away. In other words, why cover bull shit with bull shit about bull shit? We’ve cut out the middle man (or person) and are now getting the bullshit straight from the horse’s mouth. (Think about that bullshit from a horse.)
The two people who actually told us something useful were from the CDC. One said the virus was going to spread and the other said a vaccine was a year to a year and a half away.
This was quickly wiped away by the president who said we’d have a vaccine soon. Based on what? Based on bullshit. This guy can’t even listen to his own press conference and relay what is being said.
In other stunning news the HHS secretary Azar, I think that’s what he’s head of – who cares? Thought that he was the point person on the virus, until moments before the president said it was Mikey-poo. Imagine that! Personally, I bet he didn’t know until the president announced it at the podium.
The president then took to twitter to attack the judge and specific jurors in the Roger Stone case. He also attacked a hitherto unknown television channel MSDNC.
So to recap:
The coronavirus is contained here in the U.S.
Get ready for the coronavirus to spread like wildfire here and around the world.
There will be a vaccine for it shortly.
The vaccine, if there is one, is at least a year out. Probably a year and a half out.
We have a crack team on the case.
We have a team on crack on the case.
No one is gong to die.
We’re all gonna die.
The president is gay.
Just sayin’
248 Days until the election on November 3rd
328 Days until the Inauguration on January 20, 2021
PS Our pink pres. Right on bro.
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