New Day 1132 Huge Opportunity – Make Big Money!
Sunday February 23, 2020
252 Days until the election on November 3rd
332 Days until the election on January 20, 2021
In my screed of Feb 21st I asked:
Will there be anything left of our government?
The answer to that boys and girls is NO!
To quote Mic Mulvaney, “Get over it.”
But from the ashes of what was our democracy arrises an opportunity. An opportunity so big that I can’t believe I am telling you about it for it is only for the quick and the nimble who wish to get in on the ground floor. This is better than buying Amazon at $1,000.00!
If you’ve been following the news than you’ve heard about the President’s fundraiser where in one night he raised ten million dollars. (Attention Fox News watchers – The president had a fundraiser where he raised ten million dollars. This is a fact.)
Three days later Mike Milken got a pardon. Why? Because the person giving the fundraiser asked Trump to do it.
Maybe you need a refresher as to who Miliken is/was. He’s “The Junk Bond King.” He was indicted for racketeering and securities fraud in relation to insider trading. He plead guilty to a slightly lesser charge and didn’t have to admit to the racketeering charge. In other words (Listen up Fox viewers!) He’s dirty. About as dirty as they come.
Trump pardoned him, and as I said the guy throwing the big fundraiser where normally a couple has to pay 50 grand to get in, but in this case the price tag was 500 big ones for seats at table (That’s $500,000 Fox viewers. This is a fact.)
So who was throwing the fundraiser? Nelson Peltz. Peltz made tons of money with Milken. The articles refer to Peltz as “an activist investor.” That means he holds up and blackmails companies, drains them of their assets and sell off the company loaded in debt. You know, like what Mitt Romney did, but on a bigger scale. This is called good business now.
If you aren’t familiar with junk bond investing it means you sell bonds with a high payback but on very risky investments. “Listen I’ll give you back 15% if everything works out.” This is followed by “Sorry everything didn’t work out.”
Junk bonds are combined with another technique which I don’t know the name of but is “Once we take over your company we’ll have all your assets so we’ll just put them down on our balance sheet now so we can get a big junk bond loan okay?” This was the technique used by the non-profit to steal the art work from the Barnes Foundation. They claimed to have over a billion dollars in assets when in fact they had very little, but hey, the governor signed off on it so it’s okey-dokey.
Okay enough history. Now for the big opportunity. With the Trump era comes opportunity. Trump is now selling pardons and for those who act fast there is money to be made. Current price is $10 million in a fundraiser. Plus a few million upfront to get his attention. Going price for couples to attend is $500M.
Have you heard of political fundraisers called “consolidators”? Yeah, they get a bunch of money from lots of people and give it in one chunk. That’s called consolidation. Political funding consolidation.
I want to be a consolidator, but of pardons! I want to be the King of Pardons! I want to combine some of the best (read “worst”) business practices in this new business venture. As King of Pardons I will be dispensing knighthoods and principalities. You can buy a sales area to work for pardons or you can give a chunk of money to me and become a Prince of Pardons.
There are only so many evenings in a year, and only so many fundraisers a president can attend so time is money. Those with the most money have the best access. Drug kingpin? Pardoned. Dirty Money Man? Pardoned. Insider Trading? Pardoned.
It’s all here in my new book, “How to Buy a Pardon.” Only $29,999,99 order today.
But only for a limited time and only available to high net worth individuals with the savvy!
252 Days until the election on November 3rd
332 Days until the election on January 20, 2021
PS Ancient Hindu sculpture illustrating what Trump is doing to the U.S. and how some are hiding their eyes.
(For those having trouble with analogy: the horse would be the United States, the man behind the horse is Trump (but in fairness to the man in the sculpture Trump has tiny hands so it is doubtful that his equipment is on a par with the sculptured figure), the woman who is hiding her eyes would be Fox viewers and Republican Senators.
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