Day 1140
Monday March 2, 2020
244 Days until the election on November 3rd
324 Days until the Inauguration on January 20, 2021
Okay, Corona virus is here and we’re all gonna die – get over it.
(Maybe not from Corona Virus, but eventually, is my point.)
What to do?
Party? Bitch? Be Positive?
I tell you what. There is way too much positivity in those exercise and self help videos. I heard a lady comic the other day who was saying she enjoys a two star experience. Yeah.
My wife has a tee shirt that says, “No Judgement / Just Support.”
I want one that says, “No Support / Just Judgement.” Probably on the back it should say, “The George Jefferson School of Motivation.” But then someone would ask me who George Jefferson is and I’d have to explain and they wouldn’t get it. …
As far as partying goes. Eh. It’s like “hanging out.” WTF does that mean? “Can I come over and sit on your sofa?” I dunno.
Rolling Stone had an article on members of bands they’d like to see reunite. Okay, the first few I knew, then it got weird. Girl bands and metal bands that frankly – well never mind – I hope they get together and party on.
And what is with the weird song acts? If it’s a solo black woman she has to have a dancer on either side doing god knows what. If it’s a black male then you have goofy dancing that has nothing to do with anything. I guess it’s the Kayne effect. Better than having the woman in tight and revealing clothing rubbing up against them. In the age of Me Too that is so passé. (or should I say, “Non Courant”?)
The big dance numbers all seem to be modeled after Janet Jackson’s “Rhythm Nation,” I mean it’s great to watch a bunch of people all stepping together, but after how many acts do you kind of know what’s happening?
I went to McDonald’s. It’s “Free McMuffin Monday.” (I don’t know why they don’t call it “Screw Wendy’s New Breakfast Menu Monday” but they don’t.) Turns out only the first McMuffin is free. I advised my father-in-law to pretend he didn’t know who his wife was and let her order her own damn McMuffin. (You save like three dollars and fifty nine cents.*)
*pro-tip
Meanwhile the Corona Virus is spreading in the U.S. Mike better get that prayer circle going. Yesterday there were reports of people in Sam’s where the lines were backed up to the far back of the store – every register.
Seems people aren’t believing the president. I’m shocked.
Imagine if we had a good health care system in this country. (I know it’s hard to imagine, but try.) Imagine knowing that the sick were being taken care of. Imagine knowing that if you got sick there would be resources to take care of you. Now? Hey. Good luck. Pray.
244 Days until the election on November 3rd
324 Days until the Inauguration on January 20, 2021
** Getting punchy.
