Wednesday November 18, 2020
Election Day -15
62 Days until the Inauguration on January 20, 2021
The Republican Party and the Republicans in Congress are fascists, and I assume there are a few good people too. However, there are also lemmings, the conned, the stupid, the hypocrites, the false patriots, and I assume a few that are deplorable.
The news outlets have talked of the two Americas. It used to be rural and urban, or bi-coastal and center, or red and blue but now it’s fantasy land and reality. Unfortunately for the Republicans most of whom live in fantasy land they are now running into reality. Yes, there is the Corona virus and Covid 19 and that’s bad. Apparently, there are patients in Michigan in the ICU who can barely breath who yell and curse at their caregivers because the patients refuse to believe they have Corona virus because they say it’s not real. When do they stop bitching? When they get a tube shoved down their throat.
Now the Republicans are running into another reality. They’ve been bitching about the elections being rigged and lots of voter fraud. They even appointed a guy in Homeland Security to oversee a group to make sure there was no voter fraud. Unfortunately, for that fellow he did his job. There was no voter fraud, no ballot tampering (well, except for a couple of armed Quanon yahoos who were stopped in Philadelphia*), no switching of votes, no dead people voting in droves. In other words it was “a free and fair election.”
What to do? First Satan fired the Homeland Security guy and his assistant. Now Republican operatives are trying to get election boards to not certify results. They tried that yesterday in Detroit. The vote was 2-2 with the Republican representatives saying they wouldn’t certify the elections in the city and county where Detroit is located. They alleged massive voter fraud, etc. Etc. Etc. A few hours later they changed their minds after the election board was besieged by angry citizens. They instead have asked the governor for an audit.
This kind of tactic is being tried by Republicans across the country, in areas that are heavily black and Democratice. Yet, the only signs of voter fraud, is by white Republicans (ie Fascists.)
* A word about the two armed men caught in Pennsylvania. They were from Virginia. They are supporters of our Republican state senator Amanda Chase. She likes to show people that she carries a gun in her hand bag. For some reason she is trying to distance herself from these two.
Oh, and in broken down news, Rudy Giuliani went to Federal Court to argue without evidence about some voter fraud. This is the first time Rudy has been active in a courtroom in 28 years! Why? Some ask. It is reported that he is charging $20,000 a day for his services. Hey Rudy! Don’t you know Trump doesn’t pay?
Okay, what else? Oh yeah, there are reports that Biden wants to “move on” and not go after Trump. He doesn’t want his presidency to be about the Donald. I get it. Frankly, I think crucifying Satan, Miller, and Pompeo on the front lawn of the White House would send the wrong message. I’d object for the religious symbolism reason. I think a separate committee(s) within the Justice Department should handle the many crimes of Satan and his administration.
There was also speculation that Satan was thinking about military action against Iran. I suspect that he will initiate this in the last two weeks of his presidency. I suggest that the chiefs of staff go to the White House and bring a map of the world and ask him where specifically the should attack. Ask him to put his finger on the map. All I gotta say is, “Watch Out!” God knows what they’ll bomb. I can guarantee one thing. Iran will be safe. (Because like Fox News, he can’t find it on a map.)
Okay. What else? We need to keep Satan busy. Idle time means he dreams up new things to ruin. Hey, how about an impeachment? Just pump one out, send it to Moscow Mitch. Why not hack twitter and take down his account? Or how about this? Hire the guy from CISA (that’s the agency that secured our election that Donnie just fired for doing his job) and put him in charge of removing any false information from Twitter? Okay, removing it would be too much, I agree. I think we should get the folks that do John Oliver’s graphics about Pumpkin Spice Latte to do something for the false twitter statements of Satan. I see a big flashing red stamp saying, “FALSE!” or “LIES” or “BULL” put on top of the tweets and having audio to go with it.
Ah me. Why haven’t I been asked?
Stephen Miller have you ever seen how Mussolini ended up? Just asking.
And Ali Velshi, how many caught his reference to Canada and Detroit last night? He said Detroit was south of his home country of Canada. Ha ha, pretty funny, but true. Look it up.
Gotta go.

PS Weird reflections on the morning walk. Obviously, the sign of the turtle, Don’t ya think? Maybe not. Who can say? (I can. I can. I know the truth!)
And oh, by the way. No, I am not going to repost your picture or say Hello or whatever else you ask of me because you want to see how far this will go. I recommend you copy the 1631 Holy Bible 8th commandment “Thou Shall Commit Adultery” and see how far that goes. (Known as “The Wicked Bible” because the publisher omitted one teeny-tiny word – so unfair.)
Lovely as usual Rick. Keep up the good work!
Jack Baker