Tuesday May 11, 2021
When I was growing up professional wrestling consisted to Haystack Calhoun, Killer Kawalski, and some duo.
Haystack was a big fat guy. He’d stand in the center of the ring with two little guys hanging off his arms and he’d circle his arms and the two guys would do some sort of flip. That was the act, as I remember it. Then came Killer Kawalski. He was considered a dirty wrestler. Part way through whatever was going on, Kawlaski would come out of the ring and say to the announcer, “They won’t let me use my holds!” I think his holds were some variant on the Indian Rope Burn (like around a person’s neck – kidding) or maybe it was one of those Stephen Segal break your fingers by making your digits go in a direction they are not supposed to go. I forget. But my point is there seemed to be some sort of adult supervision that didn’t let people get killed, maimed or otherwise hurt. Except, for the folding chair on the head routine that Killer would do after he wasn’t allowed to use his holds.
So we get to the Arizona vote recount or as it is now dubbed Fraudulection. The problem these idiot have is that they are being caught out.They are no fraudulent ballots so they are grabbing chairs and whacking people on the back. (Not really, that’s a metaphor.) Whatever the ballots were before they got their hands on them we can no longer know. Why? Well, there’s this thing called “Election Security.” You have to follow some procedures to guarantee that someone isn’t messing with the ballots. They haven’t done that. Therefore, the ballots are spoiled. We are now waiting for an adult to enter the room and tell them to clean up the mess they created. But they won’t go without a fight! Having not found any fraudulent ballots, and no Chinese/bamboo ballots and no irregularities in the voting machines they have now decide the problem is in the routers that serve Maricopa County. They want access to the routers!
Hopefully at some point soon they will be told to pack up their blue light machines, their stop the steal discover the fold and bamboo cameras and all the other silliness they came in with and just go away.
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