Saturday July 10, 2021
Okay. Okay. I’ve read that much of what is going on in TrumpLand is to make money off the heebs ( I think that’s a Jewish word for “bumpkin”. )
And I think it has gone far enough.
Why should the rich Republican “conservatives” make all the money off the grift?
I say it’s time to get in on the action!
This is a call to … to … oh shut up, you know what I mean.
Apparently, at some CPAC thingee they gave out what was called “The Seven Point Plan” for the re-instatement of the Orange One (OO) as president.
In case you haven’t seen the plan, here it is:
Now a few things to point out about, “The Plan.” First, it’s not a plan. Second, It’s not a plan.
But this got me to thinking. How can I make some money off this? Well, any of it. I know. I will sell a device that will get rid of all those micro-chips the government has been putting in the vaccines.
Yes sir, that’s the ticket.
With my simple device any microchip in your blood stream will rendered inoperable and then eliminated.
You can get the $7.95 “The Fix.”
Or the $14.95 “Solution.”
For “The Fix” which can do the job, but it takes longer, place the oblong piece of metal near the inside of your wrist. Do this for 15 minutes a day for a week. After that “The Fix” can be dangled from a string and swung back and forth to find real metal things you may have dropped. (Will not work on Commie aluminum or Socialist copper, only real steal and iron!)
For the Solution, plug the box into the wall. You will hear a humming sound and the box might get warm, that’s okay. It means it is working. Anyone within 25 feet will be rid of those micro-chips in two 20 minute applications. It works on the principles of en-grams designed by L. Ron Hubbard.
We hope to replace all this with our app. The micro chip eliminator, downloadable from our website. For $9.95 you will get a cool looking logo with an eagle, a waving American flag, and a rattlesnake “don’t tread on me” logo.
Once the app is downloaded: Open your camera and take a picture of yourself. Send that picture to “B-Safe-Not-Sorry.com and give us your name and contact information. Then open the app and when you see the logo of the duck – wait. Once the duck starts to quack pass the camera all over your head with the display side facing your skull. Once the duck stops quacking, your first treatment is done. The next day at the same time a fox will appear. We can’t tell you what the fox says.
Okay enough of that.
Here is my back up plan:
I’m at the farmer’s market and all these people keep coming up to me and putting contributions in the can to my right. “Hey,” I think, “Shouldn’t they pay to do that?” Next week I’ll wear a sign, “Trash 25 cents”
Perfect solution. However, what goes unanswered is what happens after these nutcases get back into office as they claim? Does it really mean they are against Democracy? Do they have a plan as to how the government is to be run? If their first attempt was foiled by reality, are they still going to have the half dressed crazy dude with the Davy Crockett, come up with a plan? Is he going to be the new US mascot?
Didn’t seem like there was a plan at all as to what happens after they take the White House back?
Seriously, I still have to ask what is the plan? Will we have an idiot leader who golfs all day and sucks money out of US coffers so his kids can buy million dollar houses in Florida?