by
JWTS
September 22, 2022
If you remember this sci-fi movie from the 1950s you will recall that the advanced civilization on a planet developed machines that would carry out what the people thought. No sooner did they christen the machines than the next morning one person woke up to find everyone else dead. The Monster of the Id, I believe he called it. When explorers came to find out what happened the guy seemed to be in a semi-drugged state. Actually, he was trying not to think and invoke the monster. He urged them to leave, but not before some really bad special effects could show you the monster.
I wonder if Donnie saw that movie? He is asserting he can declassify documents by thinking about it. I wonder if that extends to pardoning people? Amazing powers, don’t ya think?
“Did you pardon him?”
“Yeah, yeah, I think I did, Yeah.”
“What about these documents?”
“What about them?
“Are they declassified?”
“Yeah, I think so.”
Unbelievable. And what about asset value? I guess it’s “What I say it’s worth is what it’s worth.” Seemed to have worked for him so far.
Does this super power extend to measurements? “Yeah. Sure. I said I had the biggest inaugural crowd ever, and so I did.”
“What about the size of you New York apartment?”
“What about it?”
“You said over 30,000 square feet. The documents said it’s only 10,000.”
“The documents are wrong.”
“Really?”
“Yeah, lemme see them. I have a black Sharpie I can fix them.”
“What about the tape measure used to measure the length and width of the place?”
“Wrong too. Give me the tape. I’ll fix it.”
“Does your Sharpie work on a laser measure?”
“They are so wrong. You can’t trust them. Invented by George Soros. Commie. Antifa. You racist you. Stand with Q! I gotta go.”
“One last thing before you go.”
“Yes?”
“Did you know that Merrick Garland has a 100% conviction rate?”
[silence]
[sound of door slamming]
The depth of conspiracy theories is so deep. Someone is posting rants against Bill Gates saying that he caused the polio in India to happen with his vaccines. Another one is saying he is putting microchips in the vaccines so he can collect data for himself. I even sent them an article about the small bore of the vaccine needles being way too small to shoot a microchip into a muscle. I wish I could remember the name of the newspaper she said she read about the microchips. I looked up the ——— Review and it is well known for its conspiracy theories.
I have a really hard time realizing just how many people buy these conspiracy theories. People actually believe everything Trump says. Even the declassified comment about “thinking classified.”