Day 938 – The Mueller Mash

Monday, August 14, 2015

To the tune of “Monster Mash”

I was sitting in my chair late one night

When I heard Fani would indict

For a moment my hopes began to excite

What if she should indict?

I did the Mueller Mash

The Mueller Mash

It was to be a courtroom smash

To do the Mueller Mash

It caught on in a flash

To do the Mueller Mash

It was to be a courtroom smash

To the courtroom in the New York east

To the master’s chambers we heard the beast

The fools came out from their humble abodes

To get a bunch from QAnon  trolls

They did the Mueller Mash

The Mueller Mash

It was to be a courtroom smash

To do the Mueller Mash

It caught on in a flash

To do the Mueller Mash

It was to be a courtroom smash

Fani was having fun

Indictments to be done

Those included Trump and his son

Rudy his dye had begun to run

and we were all thinking if round

that jail would soon be found

Alternate facts would survive

and we wondered did the party die?

Up to the podium Garland did appear

Here’s hoping what we’d hear

He opened his binder and said with bland

We’ll follow the law in this land

Everything’s cool now that Jack is part of the band

And justice we’ve learned 

Is slow to indict

So come on Fani and make it right

Mmgrrr (Mueller Mash)

Easy Donald you impetuous young boy

Mmgrr Mueller Mash.