Wednesday, October 8, 2025
Breaking News (as opposed to news? I dunno.)
I saw this earlier on Facebook and could hardly believe it. But now I have verified it.
The Portland riot that Kristi Noem saw from the top of the ICE building in Portland.
The following report is in conversation with myself:
Self 1 – Earlier today someone posted Kristi Noem looking down from the roof of the ICE Building in Portland.
And this is what she saw.
Self 2 – A guy in a chicken suit?
Self 1 – That’s right! Well, we can’t ascertain if it’s a guy. Could be a girl.
Self 2 – But a chicken suit?
Self 1 – That’s right!
Self 2 – And?
Self 1 – And what? That’s it. That’s the radical left or maybe Antifa.
Self 2 – The guy, or girl, in the chicken suit?
Self 1 – Yes. Yes. Now you’re catching on. guess what Kristi said?
Self 2 – I can only imagine.
Self 1 – “If the mayor of Portland isn’t ready to keep their city safe we’ll flood the zone with agents.
Self 2 – From a guy in a chicken suit?
Self 1 – I guess so.
Self 2 – How did the media report it?
Self 1 – Well, MSNBC showed her on top of the building. The camera person was sweeping the area and went right past the chicken suit guy, but quickly came back to him.
Self 2 – The chicken suit guy?
Self 1 – As best I can make out. Yes.
Self 2 – Was that it?
Self 1 – Oh no. Fox got the real skinny.
Self 2 – Which was?
Self 1 – They set off a red smoke flare and went in and knocked a guy down the red smoke makes it look really dramatic. See.
from FNTV
Fun TV
Self 2 – And I see the chicken suit guy.
Self 1 – Yeah. He’s right in the middle of the riot.
Self 2 – Riot? You mean the red smoke?
Self 1 – Yes. Exactly. A lot of people don’t know this but if you set off red smoke or other such devices it makes things look really confusing.
Self 2 – Because of the smoke.
Self 1 – Yes. Because of the smoke.
Self 2 – And there’s the chicken suit guy.
Self 1 – Yes off to the right.
Self 2 – Did they arrest him?
Self 1 – I don’t know. I think they missed him.
Self 2 – In the red smoke?
Self 1 – In the red smoke.
Self 2 – How embarrassing.
Self 1 – What?
Self 2 – Imagine. They don’t have a riot. They have like one person, maybe two out there not doing anything. Well, I saw the chicken suit guy wave at Kristi.
Self 1 – Yeah. I saw that too. And smiling.
Self 2 – Exactly. So Kristi comes to town to look at the rioting in the streets that Donald said was going on and all they really have is a guy in a chicken suit waving at them.
Suit 1 – Yeah? So?
Self 2 – So what can they do? I mean the head of Special Outfits for ICE (SoICE) comes to town and this is all they’ve got. It’s embarrassing.
Self 1 – And they somehow missed the chicken suit guy.
Self 2 – I don’t think so.
Self 1 – What do you mean?
Self 2 – Okay. Look at it this way. They need a riot or a disturbance – something, and all they have is a guy in a chicken suit waving at them. So they set off a red smoke grenade, grab some hapless person standing next to the chicken suit and club him to the ground.
Self 1 – Why’d not the chicken suit?
Self 2 – Think of it this way. If they arrest the chicken suit guy and put him in a holding cell what’s that going to look like?
Self 1 – Trent d’aqua?
Self 2 – Yeah. Right. The dangerous Venezuelan gang that Trump and the rest of them go on about turns out to be a guy in a chicken suit? Not good optics.
Self 1 – Definitely.
Self 2 – So the best move is to not see him.
Self 1 – Yeah. Got it.
What bothers me the most is the number of idiots that buy into Noem’s lies. Why are they so against “Antifa”? Does that mean they are actually fascists?
The ludicrous nature of our daily lives is now beyond the pale. From prosecuting Mr. Comey, to the idiocracy of war torn Portland. Portland. To the little SS wannabe Stephen Miller glitching after he said the quiet part out loud. . . these ass hats are self destructing right in front of our eyes.
We must not give in. Be there on the 18th, peacefully.
This needs to stop. Impeach and remove this illegitimate president. Ban billionaires.