Archives for December 2025

December 21, 2025

As the self-proclaimed trade representative of Heard and MacDonald Islands I thought it time for a lack of progress report. I have heard nothing from the White House!

I have decided it is time for a new tact. I called it pandering and bribing. I have decided that what is needed is a gift for Mr. Trump. Something that expresses our thoughts on his leadership which we hope will lead to his lifting the 10% tariff he has put on our non-existent trade items. As Heard and MacDonald Islands inhabitants are seals and seagulls I thought perhaps making a display of the one export we could do, if anyone decided to come and do it is – poop, both seal and segull. What would be better than a bust of The Donald made from mostly seal poop? And seagull poop too, of course. It’s white and would be used for the high lights, like his balding pate. I’m thinking to place it on a spray of discarded seagull feathers, spray it gold, and cover it with a cloche, that to contain the aroma until the moment of presentation. Naturally, the whole thing would need to be froozen or it would disolve into – well, a pile of poop.

So, picture this. I’m in the Oval Office. On a stand is the item to be presented. I whip of the cloche and immediately Karoline Leavitt begins to gag, because the “item of value” has begun to melt and subsequently relaeased some of its essence. Steven Miller steps forward to get a better look. There is a giant fan in the office which Bobby da K flips on to try and remove the smell. Unfortunately, like most things he does it backfires. Rather than blow the smell away it is in reverse mode and sucks. This results in the top layer of poop being removed, literally sucked off and run through the fan blades and flung about the room. 

The President stands up and does nothing, but he gets hit – full frontal. Karoline gets splattered, which the porn industry picks up from a picture of said splatter shot and coins a new term “The Poop Shot.” Steven Miller is hit full force and it appears in his picture that he has been staring into the belly of the beast, which has just exploded, causing the horror film industry to create new endings to their vampire series. And Bobby Jr? He has turned and fled but not before getting “shit back” a new term coined by the rap industry as in “Hey man, I want my …” yeah.

I can dream.

Merry Christmas.

And to all a good knight.

Friday, December 19, 2025

I haven’t written much about our situation because it’s the same stuff, just more and worse.

I’ve now read that he’s renaming the Kennnedy Center to The Kennedy-Trump Center. Great.

Why not rename Washington Trumpington?

I mean why not?

One thing has become clear, he has no idea how to govern. His idea of governing is to gaslight. That is to call a press conference and lie. But actualy figure out what to do to ammeliorate a situation? Fugetabout it.

The level of viciousness and cruelty is something we’ve never seen before.

His lackeys talked about “Flooding the Zone”. Many thought this meant flooding the zone with Executive Orders and that happened, but who thought they’d flood the zone with crimes? Right out in the open!

Bobby Kennedy Jr. has destroyed HHS. Gavin Newsom has picked up many of those who have left that agency. Hopefully, California will lead the nation and other states in public health sanity.

I wonder what’s going to happen when folks learn that their health care costs will double in January? Some have pointed out that this health care still isn’t free or cheap. Want to get cheap health care? Want to get everyone covered? Consider this – We now have more people pushing paper and denying claims than we have providing health care. As to the idea that private insurance is better than government run insurance think about this, “What is the objective of a company? Versus what is the objective of government?” In the case of health care an insurance company wants to make a profit, the more profit the better. For an insurance company every claim paid, every sick person represents a cost. What about a government agency tasked with health care, what’s their objective? To make people healthy. Big difference.

I forget the estimates but if we went to a health care for all system the costs  would decrease by something like 50% or more, and everybody would be covered. Not only that but our overall life expectancy would increase, and people would be healthier.

Trump has shown how fragile our government is, and how many rich and powerful want to destroy it.