Day 822 Monday April 8, 2019
574 Days to the 2020 election and 652 Days to Inauguration Day
Kirstjen Nielsen is out. She will, however, stay on until the day after tomorrow to help with a smooth transition. This should give her enough time to pick up the ruler out her desk and the mementos off the walls.
What was the problem? Like a lot of officials working for Trump, she probably told him she couldn’t do what he wanted. You know like throw a switch and shut off the border. Or put kids in smaller cages.
This is being touted as “she wasn’t tough enough,” and “Trump wants someone tougher.” The problem is no one knows what that means.
I mean when throwing kids in cages, when separating kids from their parents, when having a policy of creating orphans of kids, when tear gassing immigrants across the fence in Mexico, when forcing people seeking asylum to sleep for days and weeks on bridges isn’t considered tough enough, then people don’t know what it is. I guess we’ll have to wait for Stephen Miller to lift the rock he’s living under and come out of his hole and explain.

In other immigration news, which is laughable, The president went to the border where some fencing had been repaired, called it a wall, slapped a sign on it with his name. Naturally, the fact that this was a repair job authorized under the Obama administration had no effect on him.
In climate change news, president Trump said windmills create cancer. Don’t ask, I don’t know. Also, you can’t use windmills for power because the wind doesn’t blow all the time. Wow. This is deep. I guess he doesn’t know Buckminster Fuller. Why am I even asking? Of course, he doesn’t know who Bucky Fuller is. Because the guy’s name isn’t Trump. Bucky said that witin fifty miles of where you are the wind is blowing. Thar she blows!
In the 1800s the reigning chess master at one point stood up on a chair, pointed to his opponent, and asked, “Why do I have to play this idiot?” I dunno what made me think of that right now.
I hope Nielsen has a smooth transition. It’s hard for me to imagine someone who could be worse than her, but I have faith Donnie can pick someone. There are a few fat f*cks still at Mar-a-Lago who don’t have jobs in this administration. Hey, that would be better than Kirstjen in that they wouldn’t know how anything works and therefore would have a hard time screwing the pooch worse. Just sayin’
Have a nice day!
574 Days to the 2020 election and 652 Days to Inauguration Day
PS There a promo for Ari Melber’s show where Corey Booker quotes a line from Public Enemy and says, “Fight the Power.” Ari responds with the question “Who in the Trump administration most reminds you of Flavor Flav?” It’s a good one. And one I hope to return to from time to time. I think Stephen Miller would look good with an alarm clock around his neck.
PPS “Both Members of This Club” by George Bellows 1909



