Rick Kinnaird

Hey! Whaz Happening? This post will include my entry for longest run on sentence in the English language. I have to say English so that I can exclude two masters of the craft: Gabriel Garcia Marques and Roberto Bolano, whom I can not hope to touch their mantels with my puny entry.

But first let me discuss my latest theory – the three forks in the news: real, fake, and alternative-reality. The last is a twist on what many have been discussing. In alternative reality news the news maker believes, or is trying to make you believe, that something is real that just plainly is not. If they know it’s false that’s gas-lighting (and, well, hey, lying too.) If they don’t know it’s false then it’s delusional.

Fake news is when someone makes sh*t up, but it’s not about them “they are reporting.”

Let’s take the case of Jason Cheffetz (R UT3rd). It’s been reported that hundreds of people jammed an auditorium in his district to give him a piece of their mind. Some reports said hundreds were outside that couldn’t get in and that the crowd was over one thousand. What did Chaffetz have to say about all this, after cutting the meeting short by an hour? The people yelling “Do Your Job!” and “Vote Him Out!” were not from his district. They were outsiders bused in to cause trouble. Where would they have come from? Nevada? Wyoming? One person tweeted “Oh look Honey, they’re having a town hall in Utah, load up the RV!” He might have a point some might have come from Salt Lake City, which is just north of his district. Maybe, Chaffetz is trying to save face with a “My constituents would never do this to me” kind of indirect statement.

Oh yeah? After the despicable way you treated Hillary Clinton with your repeated BS investigations?

But that is not the lead story of today’s bizarro world we find ourselves in. If I were to tell you late last spring that Donald Trump would be president and that he’d appoint a guy who touts false stories cooked up by far-right web-sites and grocery store tabloids, and that this guy has made trips to Russia, been wined and dined by the Russian government, all paid for by Putin and given a speech in Russia for which he was paid, and that when Trump was running for president, that in his building where his campaign was located there was a server, and that server communicating with a Russian bank, and that bank was owned by a close associate of Vladimir Putin, and was set up so that was the only other server it could communicate with, and was communicating in ways that made those seeing it thought odd, in that it was trying to be very secretive about what it was communicating (i.e. we ain’t talking simple wire transfers between banks), and that when the Trump organization was asked about it they denied that there was such a server, and that server immediately went silent only to be replaced by another server doing the exact same thing, and when the Trump organization was asked about the second server they denied it, and that server immediately went dead, and that the person in question was appointed National Security Advisor to the president, and then it came to light that this self same person, as a private citizen had conversations with the Russian ambassador to the U.S. on the day of, or day after, our President declared sanctions on Russia for interfering in our elections, and that self same person denied that he discussed sanctions in those conversations, that he was only making logistical arrangements for the president-elect to have a telephone call with the Russian president, and he didn’t say anything like “don’t worry about those sanctions once we get in power we’ll take care of it” and three top officials in the new administration parroted those same denials and corroborated his story (which by the way is now known to be false so were those officials lying, or were they lied to, and does it make any difference because either way they’ll deny they knew they were being lied to and throw this guy under the bus regardless?) and he denied discussing sanctions or actions the new administration would take; that is until February 9, 2017 when nine Federal agencies said they had proof of one of two things about allegations about the Trump campaign, and that is either they had evidence about Trump and his golden shower incident in Russia, which they say it wasn’t that, or they had hard evidence that this individual had in fact talked directly and specifically to the Russian ambassador about those sanctions, while a private citizen, putting him in violation of The Logan Act, which would be the least of his worries because he would be in violation of “a bag full” of laws to quote the Democratic congressman from the House Intelligence Committee and that “losing his job would be the least of his worries,” and that this individual would then say in the face of this evidence that well, maybe he had mentioned the sanctions, but he couldn’t really recall (Would you like to hear your voice saying those words to the Russian ambassador? Huh, Bunky? Would ya? I can’t hear you?), and that there was evidence that this self same person had been having conversations with the Russian ambassador going back to the summer, which coincidentally was the same time that those mysterious servers in direct communication between Trump and Russia were in use, and oh by the way activity spiked on those servers before primaries and the Republican nomination, what would you say?

Would you say, as many Republicans are saying, “Oh well, that would be terrible if true, but let’s give him a chance.”?

Give him a chance to do what? Tell the Russians all our sensitive data secrets? They’ve already killed two of their own based on the M6 information that some fool leaked. It turns out that the CIA will not approve someone that this guy, Flynn, wanted as his associate. And the intelligence community thinks the president is a security risk. Why would they think that? Surely not because during his phone call with Putin he had to ask someone what our nuclear deal with Russia was? No, it had to be something worse.

Republican representatives are now needing police escorts into and out of their own town hall meetings as well as airports where they try to avoid angry crowds of protestors. They are sneaking in and out of places via back doors and alternate routes. Are they like Chaffetz thinking all these folks are bused in protestors like they did or condoned during the Tea Party, once their wealthy donors and right wing conspirators took over that movement and co-opted it?

Reality is a funny thing, sometimes you can’t believe what’s happening right in front of your eyes. Back in the 60s there was a computer programmer joke that said a printer was spitting out stuff directly from the computer and the programmer was looking at it saying, “This can’t be happening.” But it was!

The right wing Republicans (oh heck, all the Republicans with few exceptions) who have been attacking Obama, and the Dems and the things that the majority of things that people in this country want because they’ve been listening to a small minority and well funded corporate lobbyists who are also funded by billionaires are now running smack dab head first into the brutal fact that people don’t want them to do what they’ve threatened to do for years, in some cases decades, but now that they have the power and could do it.

People don’t want regulations cut so our air, water, land, and seas are more polluted.

People don’t want Obamacare repealed. They like it. Even though Republicans are saying they’ll repeal Obamacare but keep the good things in the Affordable Care Act, playing off the fact that many people don’t realize it’s the same thing.

People want gun violence curbed with some common sense laws.

People want public schools, where 90% of all children in this country go, improved. They don’t want the money cut, or siphoned off into other alternatives.

People want immigrants to feel welcome. They don’t want the wall.

The list goes on, but the stats are clear on what the majority of people in this country want, and it’s none of the things Republicans or Trump are pushing.

Republicans are in their own alt-reality bubble and have been in it for so long that when their own constituents turn up at their meetings to protest their stupid ideas and despicable behavior the reps say that it can’t be so.

I have news for them. Oh, yes it can! There it is. Right in front of their eyes.

In other news the Senate in the middle of the night confirmed Tom Price for Health and Human Services on a straight party line vote. Price, it has been said, is the guy to lead the charge on gutting Obamacare. He’s a doctor. He’s an inside stock trader and manipulator of stock price by legislation, so there’s no question about his ethics. He also has worked on getting rid of it before, just think what he’ll be able to do now!

I get the sense that not only has the dog bit the tire and can’t let go and is being whapped repeatedly as the car goes down the road, but it seems the whole kennel of mongrels has been let loose and is inside the car pushing buttons, moving levers, grabbing the wheel trying to figure out how this thing works. Excuse me, they aren’t trying to do that, they’re just running wild in the car and don’t give a damn how it works or where it is headed.

Meanwhile back in the White House the president tweeted the wrong name of the Japanese prime minister and his wife was left alone to wander around as Melania was nowhere around after the photo shoot. It’s kind of like a celebrity food show we’ve been watching. You’d think a dinner party at a famous person’s house would be sophisticated and classy but it’s not. It’s shallow, and lacking in manners and common courtesy.

I would say “God help us” but I’ll amend that to “We must help ourselves!”

I’d like to see constituents showing up at town halls with papers for their rep to sign that are pledges. Pledges that they’ll give up their Congressional health care and seek health care from the choices available in their political entity. Pledges that when Congress is not in session, or does not work 40 hours that they will work at minimum wage in their districts. Most of them signed that stupid “I won’t raise taxes” pledge that Grover Norquist shoved under their noses. A thing I never understood. How could a non-government entity demand a representative sign a pledge that directly would effect the people? Yeah, they have a right to do so, and the poor babies were scared because that little man is so threatening. Now they have an angry mob of their constituents to deal with. I wonder if they can see what’s going on, right in front of their noses?

1,439 days to go

The run-on sentence? 632 words. I can do better.

Well, well, well Twenty days in to this new administration and it looks like a key advisor to the president has not only broken the ethics rules but the law. Even the head investigative Congressman Representative Chavitz had to admit such. Whether he’ll go after KellyAnne Conway like a mad dog like he did with Hillary and Benghazi remains to be seen. He did have a town hall meeting last night. Thousands of people showed up and chanted, “Do your job!”

Also, it looks like the president may be subpoenaed to give testimony about his Muslim ban. In the unanimous decision revoking the ban the justices went out of their way to explain some pretty basic stuff to the White House. For instance, just because the White House counsel says part of the Executive Order doesn’t apply to a group of people doesn’t make it so. And, btw, the court goes by what is written in the Executive Order, not by what some lawyer in the WH thinks it says.

There has been speculation recently as to whether the president can read. Some suggest poor reading skills, disinterest, or inability to see given his fear of stairs. This leads me to my best boffo idea ever! It’s YUGE!

Okay, first ya gotta know that Rosie O’Donnell has changed her profile picture so that she is looking like Steve Bannon. It’s as good as Melissa McCarthey as Sean Spicer. In fact, I think they should switch back and forth just to shake things up.

So picture this – Saturday Night Live – Alex Baldwin as Trump, Rosie as Bannon, she puts an executive order in front of Alex to sign, but before he can – out comes the real Trump and in a switchero like that of Tina Fey and Sarah Palin The Donald kicks Alex out of the chair, sits down and signs the document. It turns out that the document is a real EO: right paper, correct margins, the whole deal. So what does it say? That he fires Pence as VP, replacing him with a triumvirate of Hillary, Bernie, and Elizabeth and that he resigns immediately after firing all his appointees saying he never wanted the job anyway.

Cool huh? You think it couldn’t happen? Did you think Trump was gonna win? Ha. I tell you anything is possible in this climate, including the destruction of our political institutions, which the Republicans seem hell bent on doing all while wrapping themselves in the flag, their “deep felt” religious beliefs, and “what the American people want”.

Well, I can tell you this. According to the latests PPP poll the American people reject every part of the Trump platform they were asked about. Build the Wall? No. Repeal Obamacare? No. Refuse immigrants? No.

There’s one exception: Impeach the president? Even. At 36% to 36%, 9% undecided. Why? The poll shows “the American people” are more afraid of Pence becoming pres than having The Donald stay on. What a vote of confidence!

The scariest thing is that Trump voters think the president should ignore court orders he doesn’t agree with! Yeah, right on.

Oh that guy I thought was made Solicitor General? I was wrong. It was the guy Beauregard wanted, however the fellow withdrew from consideration. I don’t think it was because he thought two racists were too much. More likely, the hundreds and thousands of bitchin’ he got.

But when it comes to corruption in politics in Alabama, well, it’s the state that keeps on giving, and giving. If you wrote this as an idea for a movie script they’d throw you out of the office. Heck, you’d be lucky to get a “We’re sorry but a movie about … is not what we’re looking for” letter.

So here’s the background: The Governor of Alabama, a wrinkled prune of a man, had his wife of 45 years leave him, and in a hurry. She bolted out of the Guv mansion. Soon, a tape surfaced where the Guv was saying in the most explicit terms what he wanted to do sexually to a woman who was an advisor to the Governor. It involved among other things coming up behind her and grabbing her breasts. (The T-shirt mill has already started!)

Okay, that was last year, then there was a judicial inquiry or some such from the legislature. The state’s Attorney General asked the committee to hold off until he finished his investigation. He suspended the investigation days before the election. Then Jeff Sessions became U.S. AG leaving his spot open. The governor, still in the mansion, gets to appoint someone to fill the senate vacancy and who does he pick? You got it, and that guy’s name is Strange. Senator Strange at 6 for 9 inches is the tallest member of the Senate.

Apparently, people in Alabama were okay with AG Strange doing his investigation because he let those below him do the job, but now the governor gets to appoint the new state AG! Wow. The local newspaper reporter said, “this is corruption on the face of it.” and “People are aghast.”

Strange says he’s “a good Conservative.” That means he’s opposed to everything most people in this country want and he has a record to prove it!

Meanwhile, the phone calls, letters, emails, and visits to local representatives’ offices continue. Staff members say they don’t have time to listen to voice mail because the phones haven’t stopping ringing since election day.

1440 days to go

This just in from aisle 3 at Food Lion:

• Pregnant Gwen calls off Wedding!
• Hillary Fleeing Country to Escape Jail!

This is incredible news as Hillary was reported near death just last week and Gwen looked pretty happy in the ad for The Voice on TV, which I now have mixed feeling as the producer of the show is the same as The Apprentice and didn’t release any of the tapes from that show, which reportedly showed Donald Trump saying much worse things than “Grab her by the pussy.”

A buddy of mine who sends me “funny” emails and the occasional rub-your-face-in-it anti-Hillary anti-Obama stuff sent me the headline, “Federal Scientist cooked climate change books ahead of Obama Presentation.”

I googled the headline and the first three references were: Fox News, RT (Russian Television), and NewsMax. None of these outlets like Obama, the Clintons, or the Democratic Party. After three pages of looking I found only unknown websites and no credible news agencies reporting this story. Typically, you can find a kernel of fact behind these assertions. During the election a person told me that they heard George Soros, a Dem supporter and frequent target of malicious stories from sources similar to what I’ve mentioned above, had something to do with throwing election results in some states. Sure enough there were articles saying Soros was involved in tampering with 9 or 11 states elections.

A quick google turned up that Soros sat on a company board in London and there was a guy who sat on the same board who had a company that helped countries and other political entities host free and fair elections. The company had not operated in the U.S. and there was no evidence or suggestion that Soros even knew what this guy and his company did. As far as the stuff about Soros and the tampering in various state elections; it was completely made up. So why would such a story surface?

This was about the time that Operation Crosscheck was coming to light. Operation Crosscheck was a Republican led effort to eliminate people from voting rolls. It compared first and last names of people on voting rolls in various states, if the first and last name matched they were assumed to be the same person. The person was sent a postcard with tiny print on it telling them to return it or they’d be taken off the voting rolls. Whites and property owners are more likely to return official forms. Minorities, renters, and people who move a lot are less likely to do so, or to even get the notice. The program identified over 7.2 million people in 11 key states, thousands were taken off of voting rolls weeks before the election in violation of Federal Law. The Crosscheck Program used a private firm, also illegal. Can you imagine if a Democratic firm came up to the board of supervisors in a Republican held state and said, “take these people off the rolls?” But these were Republican held states, with a Republican funded company doing it. No problem.

I have to wonder was the Soros stuff to counter the bad press that hundreds of thousands of students, blacks, Hispanics, and poor people were being taken off the voting rolls in key states? Was this an “Oh yeah, see they do it too” attempt?

We know the Russians were interfering with our election. Putin is no fan of Hillary Clinton because she, as Secretary of State, called him out on his last election. An election that looked like he was going to lose some key areas. Not to worry, his supporters took handfuls of ballots and put them in the ballot boxes. She called him out on it. Do you think the new Secretary of State will do that? Would he be wearing his Medal of Friendship, the highest award given to a non Russian citizen, when he does? Not to worry. I doubt we’ll hear a peep out of him on this. How soon will Exxon/Mobil be given the green light to drill in Russia and hand billions of desperately needed cash to the Russian dictator? Time will tell.

In other related news the House passed a bill to defund and abolish the Federal committee that oversees U.S. election voting machines and ballot boxes to make sure they aren’t tampered with. Why? “We don’t need that kind of fluff.” So, now if the Russians succeed in getting into some ballot boxes, (or Republicans???) we won’t even know it. Kind of like getting rid of the agency that figured out Wells Fargo was screwing over its customers. But that’s okay, they’ve got bills that say it’s okay to screw over your customers, Let the buyer beware. I mean when six of your top level appointees are from Goldman Sachs, a company caught screwing over their clients (not illegal, just unethical) what can you expect?

All this raises an interesting question “Can a 70 year old man who has been petty, vindictive, and bullying in business suddenly change and not do so as President? South Carolina is about to find out. Donald owns a warehouse in South Carolina. He bought it from the previous owner. Apparently, the previous owner’s business failed and it created lots of toxic waste. If you own the place you gotta clean up the mess, unless you had nothing to do with it. Donald claims his company had nothing to do with it and therefore the state of South Carolina should clean it up. Let’s run Operation Crosscheck on the current owner and the previous owner shall we? Current owner: Donald J. Trump; previous owner: Donald J. Trump, Jr. We have a match! In fact according to cross check these are the same people. Well, it turns out they are father and son. For some reason South Carolina did not believe that one did not know what the other was doing and told The President of the United States that his company will have to clean it up. Naturally, because Trump Sr. is at arms length he knows nothing about this ruling. Again nothing to worry about South Carolina.

Don’t worry. Nothing to see here. Nineteen days in and Trump has gone back on most of his populist pledges, so much for doing what he said he was going to do:

• Drain the Swamp – Hire Goldman Sachs alums
• Release his taxes – public doesn’t care, so I won’t
• Stay out of my businesses – cries on Twitter that Nordstrom is unfair to his daughter for dropping her line

Why is Nordstrom dropping her line of Chinese made clothing, shoes, and accessories? Here’s an idea, they aren’t selling. Very unfair. I think I’ll go to Nordstrom and buy some stuff. Stock is up! Very unfair.

Mitch McConnell – Oh boy. Mitchie did you step in it? Maybe, maybe not. I’ll tell you one thing you just gave the Progressive Movement, women, Dems and the oppressed in this country a great slogan, “She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted.” Damn, now I’m going to have to buy new t-shirts, mugs, and posters. Thanks a lot.

Why did he stop Elizabeth Warren from reading Coretta Scott King’s letter about Jeff Sessions? Yet, four white male senators took to the floor after her and read parts of the letter. There are multiple examples and videos where senators insult each other on the chamber floor yet he choose to do this to Warren? She went outside the chamber and with her back against the wall finished her remarks to a youtube audience of five million. Is it that she’s a woman? Is it that she speaks in a way that many like and makes the Republicans scared?

Lindsey Graham who I was starting to like for showing some humor and backbone speculated that she did it because she wants to run in 2020 for President. He doesn’t understand Warren, but how could he? He’s surrounded by craven spineless hussies like Marco Rubio who gave a pathetic “Can’t we all be respectful of each other?” speech. (No, Marco, look at your Republican colleagues.) Then there’s Cronyn and Hatch two well coiffed white haired all white senators who with straight faces can say some really repugnant things. I turned on CNN briefly to hear one of them babble that they didn’t need to be told of Jeff Sessions’ record because they know the man, (If you know the man then you know he’s been behind Trump’s immigration policies. Heck, he wrote the initial one. He’s been involved in blocking African Americans from equal opportunities, voting and lied about it.)

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III was confirmed as Attorney General. He got to pick his Solicitor General. His old Alabama pal Chuck Cooper. This will be his top litigator. Remember Chuck authored Reagan’s backing of Bob Jones University ban on inter-racial dating? He lost in the Supreme Court 8-1. He authored the policy that business could fire people with AIDS even though it was known at that time that AIDS was not transmitted casually. Good times ahead!

The Supreme Court nominee met with Democratic senators. He would not answer questions directly. Wow, what a surprise. Chuck Schumer said it reminded him of when he interviewed John Roberts. Roberts was deferential and noncommittal. Once he got on the bench he headed up the Citizens United decision, which has destroyed the way our elections work. Interestingly in that case the justices were asked to rule on a very narrow question. Instead, they took the opportunity to go back to an earlier case that was “settled law” and overturn its findings. That is what caused the huge change in our election process. Not done yet he then gutted the Voting Rights Act, leading within 48 hours of states putting in their legislative hoppers bills to restrict voting hours, locations, and qualifications. All aimed and limiting the votes of the poor, African Americans, and Democrats. The man behind Citizen’s United was also the man behind Clinton Cash, which led FBI Director Comey to look into Hillary’s emails once again, days before the election. That action has been directly attributed to her loss. You’ll be happy to know that that man, David Bossie, besides making a career out of bashing the Clintons for decades, worked on the Trump campaign and I assume is being kept in a cage at the White House where he is being fed scraps by Steve Bannon. Don’t quote me on that, I could be wrong.

Seth Meyers recently said that Trump’s disapproval rating is at 54% or as Betsy DeVos says, “one third.”

Lastly, and I’ve never seen a news person say this before directly to their audience and to the people who are doing it, but I heard it last night from Rachel Maddow:
“Stop Lying.”

1441 days to go