Monday, May 16, 2022

I got lots of stinking’ temples!
I’m writing from Angkor Wat, Cambodia, which is eleven hours (and a day) ahead of the east coast time.
I briefly looked at the news and saw that the Dunham commission has found a crime and a criminal to prosecute! Well, la de dah. I dug deeper. It involves Hillary! Of course.
The crime? Lying to the FBI. Sounds bad. Who done it? A lawyer. Of course. His crime? Failure to disclose. Oh no. Exactly, what did he fail to disclose? That he had represented Hillary’s campaign and someone else when talking to the FBI about the Steele dossier or some such thing. Why didn’t he tell them? Oh. It wasn’t relevant to the investigation that the FBI was conducting.
This is equivalent to not mentioning to the EMTs that you take baby aspirin every day when they are treating you for a broken leg. OMG, is this all they’ve got?
Well, what did you expect? It’s like those Titanic jokes where two people on the stern of the boat are worried about the wake and not the fact that they just hit an iceberg.
Or how the Republicans in Congress are worried about who leaked the Roe decision and not the significance of it. The most likely betting is that it was a conservative intern worried that one of the five conservatives might chicken out. Or as Ted Cruz said when asked why he thought it was a liberal, “Became I’m not an idiot.” Yes, yes you are Ted. (ie Yes, you are an idiot. And, why isn’t that guy in jail? He stole government property, trespassed, and deposited said property at the White House during the government shutdown he helped create. Green Eggs and Ham, my butt. I mean naive Susan Collins is upset that someone defaced the sidewalk with chalk. What the heck is what Teddy did then? BTW Susan, is it true you haven’t held a town hall in 20 years? You were only going to serve one term remember?)



