Wednesday, April 10, 2024
I’m back!


Well, sort of. I am physically here, and I had seemed to have adjusted to the east coast timezone, but now I’m drifting to somewhere – maybe half way across the Atlantic?
The first day back I had the pleasure of not having to do anything. Part of my return trip worked better than I expected. I landed at Dulles at 4:50 a.m. and got through Global Entry in no time. (They’ve changed the procedure: no passport, no printed receipt after looking in the camera. You just look in the camera then proceed to the charge officer who looks at you as you stand in line and beckons you over, says something and you are free to go pick up your bags.)

My plan had been to land at Dulles, take the Metro Silver Line to Union Station and catch an Amtrak train to Richmond. I bought tickets for the 6 a.m. and the 9:30 a.m. trains – twelve bucks each if you buy early! The only problem was that on Saturday, the day I landed, the Metro didn’t start running until 9 a.m. Therefore, Uber became the plan, and why go to Union Station? Why not pick up the train in Alexandria? Done.
I made it to Alexandria with plenty of time to catch the first train. I have to hand it to Amtrak they make simple things hard. I had wanted a schedule of when each of the two trains arrived in Alexandria, and more importantly, did they stop there? I have since learned that somewhere on the Amtrak website there is a way to find a schedule, but I’ll be darned if I could find it.

Likewise, in Egypt if you want to connect to the local airport’s Wi-Fi they want to send you an SMS message, but they will only do it for Egyptian phone numbers. Hey, you’re an airport. People with phones from all over the world are trying to get access to your Wi-Fi. Now, most airlines send you messages about your gate and boarding times to your phone via their app, but what if you can’t connect? Back to signs and in Egypt most signage is in Arabic. This makes finding your transfer gate more interesting.
I got off from the flight from Luxor at gate G something. Where’s gate F5, my next flight? Well, the only signage in non-arabic says international flights this way. Cool. Found gates F22 to 45. Excuse me where’s F5? Downstairs? Go back the way I came? Thank you. But I need to go through Immigration here? Okay. Why isn’t the line moving? Oh, there’s no one at immigration. Got it. Okay, here come three official looking folks. Great. One is sorting old forms. One disappears, and the only lady does all the stamping and officiating. Through Immigration, where’s F5? Yikes, the sign says “Gate Open” and I’ve only got a few minutes to make the flight. Oh here’s a wooden Kool-aid type stand, Is this F5? Yes? But no one is here. Stand and wait. Here comes someone – business and first class and the something or other flight club members, first. Okay, now group A. I’m group D. I was two hours early to the airport how did I get D? I’m always C or D or group 5. How do you get to be group A?

On the plane, aisle seat, perfect. Oh no woman in seat B next to me has wide shoulders and is asleep and taking the whole armrest plus a bit. Will I have this for eleven and a half hours? The row in front is open for seats A and B. Can I sit in A? Thank you. Let’s look at the movies, all ten of them. Hum. 1950 Elizabeth Taylor, a few hits from last year, just like the cinema at home – nothing. You know the weirdest thing? On the one hour flight from Luxor to Cairo they showed a silent Charlie Chaplin black and white movie. Last time I was in Luxor I went to my guide’s house and the women were sitting in the big room watching a black and white 50s sci-fi Buck Rogers type movie.

I get to Alexandria, Virginia and I realize I don’t have a ticket. I have a receipt and a reservation number for each train. There’s a man at the freight window and he says he can print one or I can use the Kiosk. I’ll try the kiosk. Thank you. Once again, Amtrak strikes with unintuitive prompts. No, I don’t want to buy a ticket. You want to know where I’m going? Fine. Now you want to sell me a ticket, $63. No thank you. Let’s go around the horn again. And again. And again. Okay, the man at the window said I can print out a ticket. There must be a way. Let’s try this button, which doesn’t say “ticket” or anything like that, maybe it will do it. Whoa! What’s my reservation number and name on the reservation. Do you want a ticket? Yeah. Thank you. I am a god of technology.
Uber home because Shelby is in the midst of more technology for a meeting she’s running. Shower. Fall asleep. Wake up to her in bed with me. How nice. We cuddle. I sleep. Nice.

The next day or two I unpack and put away. Yesterday was the eclipse and we got 7/8s coverage from our back deck. Perfect. I found our eclipse glasses from last time, 2017. And, in the first place I looked! More godliness. Screwed all three ND filters on the camera and I was good to go. Unfortunately, the camera has electronic focus which meant it continually was trying to focus. Yes, there’s a manual focus but … Never mind. I got some good shots. At the height of the eclipse it gets chilly and quiet. Except, that’s when the lawn care guys next door decide to start weed whacking and grass cutting with two loud machines. They finished as the eclipse was ending. Thanks guys. And a shout out to the fella on the motorcycle with little or no muffler who likes to gun it coming down the street. Still the eclipse was great.
I had on my calendar that I had a Zoom meeting at 11 a.m. Turns out it was 6 p.m. CST or 7 p.m. my time. This is unfortunate because I signed up for a class at the Penn Museum that starts at 6:30 p.m. and says it goes until eight, which would eliminate the 7-8 p.m. class. Is the Penn class being recorded I ask the instructor, Simon Martin. He responds – the class isn’t on Thursday but tonight. Yes, I know that. Why is it that you ask one question and you get an answer to another?

Oh well. My plan was to listen to the 6:30 lecture then switch over at seven.
Let me say that as far as I’m concerned there are two people in the world who are the most facile with Mayan glyphs. David Stuart, who put the final piece in the puzzle of the glyphs. He demonstrated that the glyphs are phonetic much of the time and that the scribes used different symbols to represent the same sound. Once he published his “Ten Phonetic Signs” paper the flood gates opened. I have never seen anyone do what he does. He can just read the stuff. No hesitation. Not only that but he has an encyclopedic knowledge of seemingly every glyph there is and where it is and what it means.
The other person is Simon Martin. Simon co-wrote The History of Mayan Kings and Queens. He has read every stela there is to ferret out the history of who did what to whom when.

* bet you thought I was going to say
“Gone!”
Between the two men there is a wealth of knowledge. When I’ve heard either talk they frequently reference the other. Okay so there are 365 days in a year. Both Simon and Dave are doing four lectures/work shops this year. What are the odds that they not only pick the same days to do their lectures, but the same hour? 100%
However, Simon launched his talk a half hour earlier. I was going to listen to him for 30 minutes then switch over to Dave at seven p.m.
Dave’s lecture was an interesting exercise in trying to figure out where some pre-cast glyphs that had fallen off a wall in a temple in Palenque fit and what was the story they told. Because I had been in Egypt I missed the first Zoom meeting and the follow up Saturday working group (which was held at 11 a.m. Ah ha, that’s where I got eleven o’clock.) I was madly trying to just listen to lecture #1 before #2 and understand the technology we would be using.
Barely made it before Simon’s lecture started at 6:30.
Having been in the training biz, I have to say, as we used to say (cleverly I might add) “That Simon gives good Vu-Graph.” (Vu-Graph? What’s that you say? Look it up under “rotary phone.”)
Simon’s slides were fabulous and his material clear and really helpful to the kid (that’s me.) I decided to stay. Turned out that his lecture ran til 7:30 and he left a half hour for questions. I cut over to David. He was using software that allowed him to move glyphs into various positions and the gang was considering various possibilities. Could glyph #474 go here? Possibly, but that would mean we need a day sign glyph before it. Do we have one? No. Maybe, it’s missing.
Dave’s knowledge is extraordinary and he makes me think Oh, yeah. I know this stuff. When in fact, I don’t. I can’t tell you how many times David has said, “This is a really important point…” and it makes sense to me when he is speaking about it. However, when I go back and try to replay in my head what he said and why it was important – I have no idea.
But, every time I try to do that replay thing I get a little further along. I understand a bit more.
Less than two weeks before going to Egypt I had been on a David trip. We were walking through Holmul and he commented that we were in the golden age of Maya hieroglyphs. I think he said that it was coming to a close. Most of the big pieces were now in place. It is interesting to me how scholars in the generation before David, and before that, made the same kind of mistakes and assumptions that the Egyptian scholars had made trying to understand the Egyptian hieroglyphs. The biggest thing standing in both the Mayan and the Egyptian scholars way seemed to be their own prejudices and preconceived notions.
I have just finished reading Dendera by José Maria Barrera, who photographed the ceiling of the pronaos of the Dendera Temple. His book not only has wonderful photographs but also explanations of the symbology and concepts illustrated on that hypostyle ceiling. One of the things he pointed out was that the Egyptian hour was not fixed. It worked off the passage of the sun and divided into twelve hours for the day and twelve for the night. Because the daylight changes every day, so do the length of the hours. I wonder how long it took for us to realize that? We still aren’t sure if the day is dawn til dusk or sunrise to sunset. Probably, the former.
When David and I were walking across the site of Holmul, I got a chance to ask him a story he had mentioned to me when we were at Calakmul some years earlier. ( I think it was Calakmul. NO. It was Caracol! ) The story I remember him mentioning to me was in regard to my asking him what was it like at a young age to be doing this glyph stuff. He had attended the high school next to where my children had gone I felt a connection to the place.
The story he told me at that time was that he had to tell his seventh grade teacher (English or history?) that he wouldn’t be able to do the essay that weekend because he had to give a talk at a Mayan conference. The teacher had a hard time believing that, I think. In my retelling I may have embellished to say he was giving the keynote. I wanted clarification.
As has happened to me before when I ask someone to retell a story I either get a completely different slant on the story or a different story or the person doesn’t remember and I have to tell them their story.
In this case, I’m not sure if I got the same story with a different slant or a totally new story.
David recounted how he had turned in an essay and the teacher gave him a “C.” Why? Well, it turns out David didn’t quote any sources. The reason being that he was the source. Kind of like when Einstein wrote Special Relativity, he didn’t quote anyone either. He was the source of all of it. In David’s case the teacher didn’t believe that this 7th grader could be the one who came up with all this. This enraged Mary Miller, a well known Mayanist, and upset David’s father, George, who was the cheif archaeologist for the National Geographic. They apparently had a talk with said teacher. David got a reconsideration with a note about he should quote sources. (Hum. Let that be a lesson to you. source: Me and me, and oh yeah that was me too.)
I have to wonder if that’s the same episode from what he told me before or a different one?
And then as I continue re-entry there’s important catching up to do. I’m still behind on The Voice, and other programs Shelby and I watch together. Then there’s the news.
How is it that one man can pull a Bill Murray type laugh in our faces and make a mockery of our system of governance and justice, and we let him get away with it? And most surprisingly people still want to vote for him? Why? Because the other guy is old. Yeah, well so is the liar. Oh the current President hasn’t done enough for you? Well, did the last guy? Oh that’s right he rode the coat tails for three years of the previous President until it all fell apart. How can people be so naive.
I’m back!




