Day 852 Wednesday May 8, 2019
544 Days to the 2020 election and 622 Days to Inauguration Day
WARNING This screed is rated NVM (Not Very Mature).
I would guess it is at the level of a 13 year old boy, who doesn’t think his parents or any adult is around that would tell him, “That isn’t very nice” or “Don’t do that.”
I take as my role model the young man who said to Ted Cruz, “You Suck.”
Okay, so I think I’ve set the bar of expectation at about the right level. Certainly, we can limbo lower, but why bother?
Before I descend to my pre-pubescent self let’s consider what made Rachel very squeamish last night. She clearly doesn’t like to talk about sex. It makes her squeamish. But there were some questions in her opening story that were left open, and I would like answers. Not enough that I want to go looking for them, but enough to raise them. The story involved Jerry Falwell Jr. In a no surprise to me story Falwell had racy pictures of himself that someone had and was trying to blackmail him with them.
Okay, stop right there, Rachel. You hinted that they were pictures of Falwell and his wife, but you didn’t say that. You said something like “the kind of racy pictures that a husband and wife would want to keep between themselves.” So? Was it Falwell and his wife? Or was it Falwell and someone else? In a husband and wife like situation?
Then it turns out Falwell turned to Donald Trump or at least to Michael Cohen and asked him to take care of the situation, which he did. Except he kept one picture and he said, “it was disgusting.”
Wait. What? A husband and wife like picture that was disgusting? I can understand an intimate picture that you didn’t want others to see, but disgusting? Sounds to me like Jerry Junior is into more than racy stuff with his wife.
And that is, of course, the no surprise part of this story to me. There’s that “holier than thou” sanctimonious self righteous part of these evangelists that I find hypocritical and disgusting, not the sex part.
Well, I hope we learn more.
Moving on down…
The New York Times or as Donald Trump likes to say, “the failing New York Times.” Turns out they aren’t the only ones failing. They published a story that says over ten years Trump lost $1.1 billion dollars!
Rachel couldn’t fathom how someone could lose that much money for so long. She said that’s over 100 million a year for ten years running. She’s wrong (well, not really). It’s 110 million a year for ten years. I guess she can conceive of someone losing ten million so why bother bringing up that trifling sum when you are losing an order of magnitude more each year. Besides, losing ten million a year for ten years is only one hundred million.
The numbers that the Times obtained were from Trump’s late 1980s and early 1990 returns. This when he was publishing The Art of The Deal and burnishing his reputation as the big real estate mogul. The Times also reported that during this time Fred Trump was making money, a lot of money. And Donald? Donald was losing money, a lot of money. In fact, the only lose Fred showed during that time was the investment he made in his son’s business.
It turns out that Trump may have lost more money than any other person filing with the IRS during that time. Wow. Maybe Trump should have starred on The Biggest Loser?
So for all you Trump fans and supporters out there, here’s a big shout out. You’re guy is a LOSER.
“No he’s not.”
“Yes, he is.”
“Not”
“Snot. LOSER.”
Hey, I think we should go to the next Trump rally and have everyone make a “L” with their thumb and forefinger and put it up to their forehead.
Then chant “LOU” “SER” in a low moan. Kind of like those vo-ven-swellas at the Brazil Olympics. Just a constant drone of “LOSER LOSER LOSER.”
Nothing overly dramatic.
Then the press can shout questions at him when he’s walking to his helicopter, “Hey Donald, Did you really lose one point one billion dollars?”
“Mr. president how did you lose one point one billion dollars?”
By the way, I think I have the answer to that last question. It’s simple. He’s stupid.
Once we see his grades we can confirm that fact.
“Hey Donald, Are you a stupid loser?”
I think it comes down to this. He did the same stupid stuff over and over.
We know that his dad, Fred Trump gave him at least $413 million. So he had to have lost all that and double. That’s talent.
Fortunately, for Donald, reality rarely enters his sphere. He does what he can to make sure it doesn’t. He listens to Fox. He installed folks in the IRS and Treasury that don’t believe the president should show his tax returns. In fact, putting the IRS Commissioner* in place was a higher priority for Trump than Attorney General.
*that’s the aforesaid “he doesn’t believe the president should reveal his tax returns” guy.
We also have other things to keep reality at bay. There’s the Trump-o-meter, which is really just George Orwell’s 1984 “double speak” in an updated name. We now also have the Barr-o-meter, which is similar, yet slightly less reliable than the Trump-o-meter. (Make sure to pronounce it “Bar” “OH” “meter.” You wouldn’t want to let it get confused with the scientific instrument that tells you changes in atmospheric pressure.
However, speaking of pressure, I’m betting it’s getting pretty intense over at the White House and in the Trump orbit, but isn’t it always?
Trump’s personal lawyer has gone to prison for crimes he committed to aid Trump and Cohen says he’s got more to tell.
There are now 700 prosecutors that say the case against Trump as laid out in the Mueller Report is strong enough to get indictments and convictions.
Elizabeth Warren has called for impeachment proceeding to begin against Trump. (and someone has asked for them against Barr.) Warren is being joined by other Senators. At least John Testor from Montana has said some stuff along those lines. (whether it’s the “I” word, I’m not sure.)
The former White House Counsel, Don McGahn, is being cleared to testify, despite Trump trying to block it.
Various banks have been subpoenaed by House oversight committees and are co-operating in handing over documents. There’s been a temporary halt while Trump sues to block it, but no one thinks even with our currently rigged judicial system that he has a chance.
The State of New York is getting ready to pass legislation to allow the Congressional oversight committees to have access to their state tax records on Trump, if they so desire.
I’m reminded of a Beatles tune. From their first album.
“It won’t be long,
It won’t be long.
Yeah.
til you belong to me.”
I think they had a different idea in mind, but the lyrics fit.
TRUMP IS A LOSER.
TRUMP IS A LOSER.
TRUMP IS A LOSER.
We just didn’t know how big a loser he was.
And what we know only covers ten years.
And those figures are from twenty years ago or more.
My god he could have lost another 1.1 billion every ten years and that would bring his total up to $3.3 billion.
“Well, you know he’s a business man…”
“No he’s not. He’s a LOSER.”
“He’s made a lot of money…”
“No. He’s lost a lot of money because he’s a LOSER.”
Makes me wonder if his defense of why it took him so long to pay off the women he was having affairs with was because he had to scrape together the money?
I have an idea. Here’s a way out for Donald and Mikey Pence.
Why don’t we let a real billionaire buy him out?
Mike Bloomberg, who is worth an estimate $39 billion could buy out Trump.
It would be pocket change for him. Here’s how it would work. Pence resigns. ( Either that or we find the racy pictures of him and Mommy. ) then Bloomberg is appointed VP. It wouldn’t be much of switch. The VP is name Mike, Eazy-Peazy. Then Trump resigns and Bloomberg becomes President.
Or…or, Jeff Bezos buys out Trump, both Donald and Mike resign and Nancy becomes President.
I like that better.
544 Days to the 2020 election and 622 Days to Inauguration Day

or
Wine Into Water
PS This should be titled either: “Decisions Decisions” or “Wine into Water”







